JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@LOVER if I saw spiggitte on a menu I'd be intrigued

Me: *Sees man with beard* *panik*
Me: *Notices yarmulke* *no more panik*

If the tyrones hadn't corrupted the kens with their rap music they would have been such good boys

*Throws a heap of tyrones on top of the damaged gfs"
Them: NOOOOOooooooo we dindunuffinn nnnnn

*Putting the damaged bitches in a meat grinder*
Them: NOOO PLEASE WE'RE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER WE'RE BOTH DAMAGED NOOOOOOO!!!
You with your healthy gf who is actually saving you: Uh nah, you gross cunts, should have stopped cheating on me, oh and this is my new GF she's sober, a veteran, is in politics, and is nontoxic (and doesn't cheat on me).
Them: NOOOOOOOOOOooooo*blurhavjsllflfhaggskgldhag as the meat grinder catches up with them*

Later on at the bar

Her: Daddy that man tried to get me to fuck him!!!
You: Oh DID he now? *Nice and loud so the whole bar can hear*
Her: Yea Daddy he's not from around here so he don't know us! *giggles*
You: Well this IS shapin' up to be the ball poppin'est night, isn't it?

The mans torso was found in a ditch that Monday.

The most beautiful woman ever, your wife, smiling as she pulls the handle on the trap door of the gallows. The ugly little THING (scarcely can be called human) drops through the floor pulling the rope taught.

Her: *Squeels with delight* Did I do it right Daddy!?
You: Mmmhmmm *big smile* you did it JUST right baby girl! That jerk's SWINGIN'! Haha!
Her: God I never thought we could make a difference, but we really changed things, didn't we?
You: You know it, fuck yea babygirl. These punks, these sick fucks thought they could tell us what to do, that they could tell YOU what to do.
Her: *Pouts then giggles*
You: Haha, we showed 'em, now we're the ones in fuckin charge, and things couldn't be better!
Her: The trains are on time!!!

You both double over laughing while the predatory scum hangs in the wind behind you.

@holeluvr I thought someone would put me in a drama video by now but nope. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Used up whore: Wow wow hero hero let's get married!!!
Hero: *Punches hole through her head in one swift blow* FUCK OFF BITCH
Hero: *Scans crowd* YOU, VIRGIN, HAVE YOU KILLED A MAN BEFORE?
Excited virgin gorl: YES!!!!! YESYESYESYESYES!!!!
Hero: Alright come on then
Virgin girl: *Hops on horse*

Finding a super hot babe who DID NOT submit to the rape and she's killed many people and you keep her safe in your hovel and she's happy to spend the rest of her days reading books and making tea with you

Mutilating all the wrongdoers
mutilating all their genitals
Until there's no more wrongdoers
And people can finally be joyful ^u^

Looking for a demon bitch to fuck OR ELSE
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OR ELSE I'M GOIN TA MAKE IT *YOUR* PROBLEM!!!!!

Guys I'm worried that I'm not really a map??