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Whenever I see a twink who can't grow a full mustache I wonder if he's a transboy

@holeluvr You're so lucky! Ugly girls can be the hottest sometimes (all my favorite gfs were ugly too)

I get the feeling the next big game is going to be "the" big game or "that" big game. I'll explain, this is not pure schizophrenia. Games have hit a stagnation period and are now being developed by more people who are indi. We are finally seeing niche games that give us what we want, whatever that is (different for each of us maybe). Soon there will be a game that encapsulates everything, it will be the grandchild of ideas like vrchat or secondlife. It will be seamless, and intuitive. Things like joysticks controlled with your eyes or finally solid ai that can fucking hear you that you can just speak to like cortana from halo and it knows what you fucking want. No more drag and drop. No more tapping 500 times over the life of the game just to do a simple mindless task. No more tallying and keeping track (unless you want to.), that's your ai games job. You can say "sell my junk" and she might even be intuitive enough to ask for clarification "what is junk?" and you'll just be like "my dick ayyy lmao" and she'll be all "I can't help you with that I can only buy and sell items in your inventory" and you'll be all "chill i was joking" and the ai will just awkwardly be silent for a while and then go "ok".

reddit post about how in the future all hotdogs will be made from bbcs because the whites will go insane and reenslave the blacks to make food products with. Mixed race people will be turned into various sauces.

I see trad girls and want to corrupt them with my degenerate contrarian betamale sweatyballs

I pray now to my god of the deep sea trench to conquer all bbcs. Ok goodnight now :3 (I'm upset that the bbcs are so long that they curve under their own weight and the balls hang so low and heavy it is unfair. So I hate them.)

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Scully struggles to take Mulder-sisters seriously. Mulder seeks enlightenment through fake alien abductions.

It takes a REAL woman to love a smaller man! (said by guy with trans gf taller than him) /based

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Nymphomania is when a girl masturbates or has sex when she's not ovulating/s

Is it a good idea to take note of when ovary havers snuggle on you? You know, because if they're receptive it probably means they're ovulating? Are women like that? I think they are but I'm only theorizing... unless they have nymphomania or something :smug:

There's an emptiness inside
When fedi frens divide
When they don't hang on
For the ride
*alt rock guitar hits*

@regnumAnarchos Why didn't I think of that before ok I can do this I have to channel my inner phys ed team captain

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