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Ok so just hypothesizing here but I think the shadow government just wants me to be the best me that I can be, it just wants me to do my very best job as good as I can and to know that I'm my best when I try my best!

@rachie God you are so sexy rachie the logic just pours out of you, triggering my sapiosexuality

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@icedquinn I hate russel brand because I think he's a rapist

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I wish I could be a cameraman in a zoophilic video shoot one day 🥺

@Sp Hard disagree, a nazi can be a nazi in word only but a rapist is only a rapist if they rape. So you could have someone who is a "nazi" but thinks that blacks are superior and are the true aryans, or some shit like that.

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~Jennifer's Sex Education~

Truly dedicated to teaching those in need, Jennifer's study sessions can last for hours, usually well past the time she's been paid for.

@matrix You'll get there, I don't know your situation or body type, but I got my first time because I was in really good shape at that point but used to be obese fat, gamer nerd guy fat, so once fit I got layed. If disabled or disfigured I believe 100% I would need very high status to have a serious non lottery chance with a chic I actually wanted to fuck, otherwise I would be pretty doomed to only fucking other unfuckables or horrible fetishists who would definitely abuse me.

@matrix This is kind of how it works irl, variable rythm and an exponential increase in pace up to maximum and then dropping back down into low gear to repeat the cycle until she cums

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Guys my ex is playing head games with me by alternating between silent treatment and breadcrumbing please advise

Fantasizing hard about dating a deaf/mute girl and protecting her from a world that doesn't understand her

Ok sex perverts I want to get more fit so that you will lust after me. I want to post progress but idk how to without doxing myself.

Guys I played doom eternal a lot the last week and now I keep hearing fucking doom music even when the game's off

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GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT I'M UNDERSTANDING POLYAMORY AND CUCKOLDRY AHHHHHH OK OK LISTEN SO if I'm a really old man and I can't fuck good anymore and I have this little pretty woman who I can only keep around by keeping her happy and I can't put a chain around her neck (unfortunately) so I have to let her do what she wants to stay happy and that might mean fucking some alpha chad retard but he'll be poor compared to my boomer bucks and so I'll have ultimate control over the kitten I can cut her off if she misbehaves too much but that's a sad day that neither of us would want to see so it would be a balance D: NO NO NO DENY DENY DENIAL SHOVE IT DOWN IT'S UNTRUE TRANSACTIONAL LOVE IS WRONG AND TRUE LOVE EXISTS LIKE DISNEY SAID AHHHHHHHHHHH REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS!!!! MADONNA WHORE SPLIT DIVIDE COMPLEX AHHHHH NO NO NO NO NOOOOO AHHH MY BUTTHOLE!!! (has seizures from butthurt)

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Scully worries about ghost dads. Mulder empathizes with ghost dads.

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小ネタメモ
ランドセルとおそろい・あるいは使ってたランドセルで作ったっぽい色の首輪や拘束具ってのあるけど(好き)
幼稚園児なら幼稚園バッグっぽい黄色でやればいいと浮かんだのでメモしとく。赤黒ピンクとかに比べてエロ差は減るけど。

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One more page left on Farm Lessons 22. After this, moving on to Santo Playa 3.

Here is some Heather to get you all started. #santo_playa #jabcomix #loli

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