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Hello fedi frens I haven't made a frdi fren post in a while I've been too depressed and angry

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@ThrowawayAI Bacon bits work most chinese food calls for pork belly which is basically bacon

@degen @ThrowawayAI "It's ok jazzy, be REALLY rough with me, give into your animal side I'll be alright!!" something like that I imagine

I vow to get wealthy enough that I have countless beautiful young women submitting and doing the nastiest things for my approval and attention.

If you saw what I've cum to you would be disgusted. I'M disgusted. We're talking FAT grandpas with hairy bellies and huge cocks and balls, SOLO. We're talking nasty non passing hons, the streetwalker kind, with warts (I'm sorry god). I will look at big bald hairy daddies who look like white redneck trash, taking it from their "son" and being his little daddy wife. Grannies. Need I say more? Of course I NORMALLY look at normal porn, but in goon mode... things get weird.

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I learned something about myself. I like submission. I don't know why it wasn't obvious before to me. I've had lots of very good sex in life (not bragging, grateful) and I could only cum twice out of all those times. At first I thought it might have been that I was a sadist because one of the times my partner was crying but insisted I finished no matter how many times I asked if they wanted me to stop, looked me dead in the eye and said no and that I was to finish, and I did, yay! But I felt bad. The other time was from a bj but the closer I got the rougher I got and I said I can't cum let's stop but they insisted I try and so I did and I face fucked them and used their head like a flashlight and treated them like an object :( So I think what makes me cum is willing submission to discomfort or pain in an effort to make me cum... that's fucked up and I'm sorry to whoever dates me unless they're a genuine masochist and people pleaser.

I know all world governments wish they could hire me as a secret agent but they know I'm like garfield I just lay around all day so they don't bother to ask me for my help

@ThrowawayAI @lamp yes I also wish to drink it, I have been cum hungry all day, I'm usually not

@hula @Sp I think degen is in love with me and I'm mad he tries to be dom when he's really destined to be subby

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@Remejy Imagine a world where little girls have the belief that they're immune to the law and the confidence that goes along with it. They would be grabbing dicks, starting gangs, it would be paradise.

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Goodnight fedi frens I will miss monkey business I'm so lonely but I'm having the mindset that I'll find good cuties who want to take care of me.

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