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God I wish I had a bunch of tall muscular black friends because then they would pick on my stepdad for me and bully him

Fantasy/Fiction 

Antis: Heh heh, watch me groom this child to hate sex and sexuality and to live with shame heh heh heh
Paras: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!1

PC culture oh I'm sorry I mean wokeness has ended edgy jokes and I'm kind of pissed but also kind of happy because a lot of edgy jokes were cringe but still, not cool to just kill speech like a corpofag

youtu.be/Y8B_a0ZHNj8
Replace "little girls" with "little boys" and we got a real banger ☺️

Personal goal of mine is to make 100,000 dollars, once I do that I'll figure it out from there

I'm a fun guy! I have fun! Haha! I'm carefree! I'm joyous! Yay! Heh life is a party look on the bright side heh heh, here's a cookie!

I'm not putting up with it anymore!!! All the negativity, all the hate, all the abuse! Get out of my life all those things! Get out those things! Go! No more negativity! Stop telling me "oh that's great but" and then dump a worry on me! Stop it! No more negative nancys in my life, no more!!!!!!! I will be a positive person, and sadly, some people just don't want to mesh with that lifestyle and you can't let them drag you behind.

@ellie Thankyou!! I believe in you too Ellie, no matter how hard life gets you always know a way to keep building 🥺

Please tell me life is worth living and that I can do it, I'll do the same back

I wish twitter was like this place but it's called x now and it's for porn and racism

@Kiri *gently caresses and then rubs your face in rhythmic rippling pulses* :blobovercuteness:

I've been working on getting back in shape, I was really severely depressed for a long time, I lost my mind after a bad breakup and then fell headlong into jordan petersons lectures on youtube and had a psychotic episode where I believed the bible was real and I thought maybe if the government lied about other stuff like pot being bad maybe it lied about hitler being bad, and some dark years followed. Anyway I gave all that up thanks in part to interactions with fedifrens and I'm grateful for that. After giving up trump worship and biblical catastrophizing I found myself alone, and empty. I had no friends. I had given them all up since none of them were extreme enough, I had come to hate myself because my genes were "dirty" since I'm mixed race. I've given all that up now. And it left me feeling empty. I am so scared just walking down the street, I always worry someone from either the left or the right is going to think I'm some trumper or some antifa and they're going to throw a brick at me. I'm just a faggot who goons, I want to be left alone! I want to have a fucking boyfriend or girlfriend and I just want them to be content with staying inside all day and not working and living off mommys tendies money and ordering grocery deliveries and showing each other memes and holding each other and putting earplugs in when one of us is stimming by screaming and not judging them.

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paypal -> monero

looking for somebody to process paypal payments for me

whenever i hold an auction (or get commissioned) and a person wants to use paypal i notify you

you send an invoice to them and receive the payment

you take out your cut and send an amount equal to the remainder through xmr to me

i get 66%, you get 34% (after paypal fees its going to be more like 30% profit for you i imagine)

if you are interested please comment below or send me a dm - same goes for questions you have

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