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I don't like anal prolapses, so don't push too hard T-T

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"Having sex with a child is not illegal here" Said Grandor The Elemental
"What!?" Said Jafret The Elf
"Yes" said Grandor

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So I had a long, long, day yesterday that was kinda butt. (Thank you @sunpossum for helpin' me through the end of it)

But my brain decided to reward my hard work getting through yesterday with a dream about a pedi block party that was just off-the-hook. Live music, felt like EVERYONE was there, we were broadcasting live on pomf and YouTube and getting REBROADCAST on normie TV, cops came to break it up and we cuddled them and converted them to furries? Hookups, dances, we made music videos on the spot... it was crazy.

The details are already fading but wow that was a nice respite.
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Ok frens, as you know I struggle with some medical issues (no begging) (and I'm sure most of us deal with medical stuff in some way) so that's a constant struggle. I was doing great keeping my house clean for a while but then my condition flared up (physical condition) and things fell apart and I haven't been able to get back to where I was. I'm fine, I'm just tired, and I'm too embarrassed/paranoid to ask family for help cleaning. So I'm trying, but it's very slow, difficult going. For a while my place looked like a hotel, I cleaned it up, all laundry folded, all floors spotless, I was actually getting ready to try and start a family, to reenter society and find someone interested. I feel like no one could love me because I'm not perfect, I have flareups, I'm physically disabled to a not inconsequential degree. I look normal, so people don't know I'm in physical pain. I feel embarrassed to tell anyone irl. I keep stuff like that to myself, because I'm so paranoid and I've seen so much shit that I'm afraid if anyone knew I had weakness on one side or something they would attack me there. I'm not doing well but I'm ok, I'm safe, but I'm exhausted, it's hard, I'm in pain, the pain stops me from getting sleep, that makes me more tired, I get less done, I move less, I get more inflammation and pain, the cycle continues. I'm afraid. I worry nobody could love me, I'm literally broken not in a deep sexy anime protagonist way. If you're a healer type I guess you might like me, but I hate being pitied, I want to be loved not pitied.

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All I want is a non passing tranny to fall in love with me T-T...she has to accept me and be fine with my gooning and my pornbrain.

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I want to find the most blackest nonwhite looking woman and marry her and make a baby Tyrone and raise him to love white people so racism can end
Psychic gf: Jazzy babe there's a lot of racism to unpack there idk where to start

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