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@LukeAlmighty As long as they're nice people and as long as they poo in the loo

I sang this as a musical scale.
FE-DI-FRENS-I-AM-SO-LONE-LY
FE-DI-FRENS-I-AM-SO-LONE-LYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fantasy/Fiction 

Becoming the legal guardian of 5 boys who are hyper sexual and are natural bottoms, and each one is a year or two older than their younger brother so you get a wide spread 🤤

An ode to online friendship (aka fedifrens):

Oh fedifrens, my fedifrens, dear fedifrens in my home, in my phone, how you have effected me, my mental health, my brain, and in doing so caused great pain, and great pleasure, the full range of human emotions, we have cried together, we have laughed together, oh fedifrens, I mourn you who have passed, oh fedifrens, I know that online friendships rarely last, I know that if you're reading this or hearing this as well, that you're about to find out that I think you're swell.

I love you fedifrens! You're all great!

If you're having problems with gay sex you need to A) go shit and douche and wash that poophole, B) lube up C) stretch out slowwwwwwwwwwwwly best done in private so the top doesn't die of old age it will take a while

Silent treatment is a narcissistic abuse tactic so if you're ignoring me to be mean then you might have a problem *said through almost tears*

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parenthood is a broken institution, rampant with abuse. yet we still want to know how to best guide the youngest in our care.

our recommendation for guidance style is 'collaboration as partners', 'depersonalized natural consequences', and 'responsive care'

you do not want the walls of the home to be covered in crayon. you communicate the need to keep crayons on paper as clear as you can, that no one is permitted to draw on the house's walls. but the youngest may test such boundaries. if they draw on the wall, you may take whatever time you need to release your personal feelings about the damage and then, when you are entirely calm and ready to collaborate with your kid as a fellow member of the house, ask them to help you scrub the crayon from the wall so you can touch up the paint and repair the damage; it is not a punishment, it's simply that things are not as they should be and as a natural consequence, some work must be done to restore the home.
then, consider and respond to their needs which may help to proactively avoid having to do this again; getting them some sidewalk chalk if they didn't already have any, or installing a whiteboard or chalkboard, or just designating one of the walls of their room as the crayon-wall which can be the exception to the no-crayon-on-walls agreement. oh yea, and it should be agreed on if you can. making rules can be frustrating if you don't explain them or they aren't allowed to question them or internalize why things are this way. and be open to changing the terms in their favor as you work towards agreements; the free-reign crayon-wall could be an example of collaborating on agreements. it demonstrates respect and teaches effective self-advocacy.

also, scrupulously follow agreements with respect to your youngest's interpretation. now that you have established the 'no marking up the walls willy-nilly' agreement, don't you dare just start your stars-and-moons stencil project in the living room without consulting the kids first. let them know you want to put marks on the walls, explain why you think it would be an improvement to the room's aesthetic, and give them a chance to suggest alternatives or additions to the project. they are not "your walls" that you can just go marking up, remember? everyone who lives in the home abides by agreements and respects each other, so throwing those stencils up without getting the agreement of the kids first would be disrespectful. don't be a tyrant

Wow it's a good thing baraag got rid of a disgusting pedophile like me or they would have to shut down oh wait

*end of long beautiful opera that was coherent and made sense* "Oh, fedi frens!!" *drops to knees* "OH, FEDI FRENS!!!" *writhes and tears clothes, orchestra building to crescendo* "OOOHHHH FEDIIIII FRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!!!!!" *big orchestra lift and finale, curtain closes and crowd cheers 100% cheer rate*

I feel really bad sometimes like even fedifrens hate me and like I've lost 90% of fedifrens (I love you fedifrens who stick around even though I'm unpopular)
youtu.be/k_z6ucoEb3w

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Little story how he tore me a new one

in the heart with his art he developed in part,

due to the fact he lacked and got lapped every time he tried to lick

On a dick or clit, whether or not geriatric

So this son of a bitch, who was a bitch of a bitch

Come around smooth cause he know I won't snitch

Tellin me with bravery just because his jealousy got him actin up like he thought my name was Chelsey

Yea he raped my girl, she tried to push him off her, he just kept on laughing, so I had to make the offer

Mother fucker that's so funny, you sure showed that cunt, yo let's go spend some money, and post up where they hunt

Great idea replied the psycho, you're my only friend, but he wasn't saying that when it was the end.

He thought he was the big bad, but it's me, he was sad, when he saw my shiney special blade.

Didn't like the way this tyke in littlespace and like a bike did ride his filthy dirty richboy ass,

With a blade and no bandaid till his eyes did glossy fade the penalty for savagery is TWICE, TIMES TWICE, TIMES TWICE.

I'm on some new medication to level me out so sorry if my posts stop banging
youtu.be/ux2ebxfVmgQ

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コミケ初頒布はオフセット版「ゲームハンター小嵐ちゃん」「ゲームハンター小嵐ちゃん Lv.2」そして「妹・オブ・ザ・デッド The Beginning」の3冊です。

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