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I love you fedifren, I hope you think about me when you orgasm

Bevis and Butthead are so pure, all they want to do is score, you have to admire that

And then IF I made my return to the pediberse I would do it to this song
youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

IF I was going away/retiring my username and starting fresh, this would be the song I would leave on
youtu.be/KoqPy1hk3BI

I want to become sober fedi frens I have to stop being so incapacitated all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This song is how I feel about my fedifrens, I worry I'm going to end up being poly but I worry fedifrens will be fighting over me
youtu.be/S_E2EHVxNAE

I doing fedifren yoga (yoga to get less fat and more healthy so fedifrens will think I'm sexy again), and fedi lung cleanse (it's where you stop smoking so you don't cough phlegm all over fedi frens in the community sleeping pile).

Muscle mommy who's too strong for your bullys to rape and who lusts for you and gives you sexy cuddles whenever you need

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Here, have something extra for this weekend
hope you like some invincible milf material
(i know you will)
commissioned by an annonymus fella
#Invincible #nsfw

Big giant musclegirl in the prime of her life who becomes interested in a much older total loser™ and has a screw loose because why else would she be sucking this short fat losers nuts until his eyes bug out every night

I wish a fedifren would jerk me off while they tell me about their day (we're catching up before bedtime)

@bloop@eepy.express @Jazzy Yes but it was on this account

It sucks when fedifrens you thought liked you lose their minds and get paranoid and crazy

@irratizomb@baraag.net @ViciouslyKind So battlebot contests will settle disputes, I have argued for a long time that some sort of competition should settle disputes not actual war

@irratizomb@baraag.net @ViciouslyKind I'm worried about automated killing

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Guys how do you come out to your girlfriend about being a map and about having tons of loli hentai and shota hentai in your sock drawer? And don't tell me "you don't", assuming you DID have to tell her, how would you tell her in the most diplomatic way possible, designed to generate the most empathy.

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