@luwa I'm too scared to pirate after my dad yelled at me because they sent a mean letter (it was 2010)
*Grabs dick (it's a dildo)* *Bursts on stage* *Swag* *Shoots enema water from anus in your direction* *Smiles and laughs* *Crowd cheers* *Starts rapping*
Easy
Peasy
Lemon Squeezy
Went to the beach and it was
Breezy
Ate out a peach and it was
Sleazy
Spit out my teeth
After the queef
It was no beef
It was that seafood
Sea dude
Fish pie
Sky high
Deep sea
Pie dive
@ThrowawayAI I hope you feel better fren
@sanjjula ilyt
Since I've stopped masturbating every day due to my constant fear and anxiety my orgasms have been much more enjoyable and my gloop has been much more volumous. I often have been embarrassed by low gloop output but I am feeling much better and more confident since my gloop discharge has gone up by around 10 times at least. Don't be too impressed, that means I gloop a tablespoon now instead of a few ml's. *hugs and gloops*
@YSO *hugs*
Down
Into the deep
The trench