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袖口から乳首を覗き見られちゃうかなこちゃん - 腕白少女の投稿|ファンティア[Fantia] fantia.jp/posts/2974857

Science man: You're injecting the equivalent of electronic heroin into your veins
Me: *CACKLING* *throws switch*

And see this is why I need a wife to guide me away from this kind of thing

@gooshaunt I want to rp as someone who asks you "goo can I lick your clit" ok here I go GOO CAN I LICK YOUR CLIT?

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エロかわいい猫の審判 :blobaww:

可愛いネコアヌビスを見たら、
審判より先セックスしちゃうよ!

FANBOX : fanbox.cc/@surreal/posts/78435

@Bloop In theory you could put the poem into an AI Shatner audio bot and have it read it and it would give you at least some idea of what the poem says.

@ThrowawayAI You're an angel Jazzy and by that I mean you're kind <3

@Bloop read it like a speech by William Shatner that's how I wrote it

Ok you fucking heathens I can tell you don't appreciate emotive writing (I'm sorry I'm being so impatient)

Wow I was expecting like a bunch of likes from people for that poem but I guess people think it fucking sucks I'm sorry

I want someone who sees the kindness in my demon eyes
Who doesn't fear my little lies
Who doesn't fear my little cries
In the dark
While I'm weak

She won't bite my neck and tear
Though intrusive thoughts are there
She is mine and I am her divine

Our lives intertwine

Our lives intertwine

I am old and she is young
But not too young (don't want you crowd getting the wrong idea *taps cigarette stylishly*)
Not too young to understand
What it means to hold the hand
Of one she loves; so deeply and so fully
That she commits to him wholly
All that is her self

All that is her self

Our lives intertwine

Our lives intertwine

She never bites my neck
She never rips it out
She protects me
She surprises me
And she surprises herself

Our lives intertwine

Even though it hurts sometimes

Our lives intertwine

In the darkness of the night
When the sun has set
And it is time to rest
She is there
And she is protecting me
I am old
And she is young...but not too young...and I love her

I pass
In peace
She never harmed me
At least not in ways that were cruel
I loved her
And she loved me
And she kept me safe
And the children I gave her will now keep her safe

Our lives were intertwined

@sillybunbun It never occurred to me I could make a map oc....beyond my pfp I never really made a character, it's just one drawing...but I should....and I can make it look however I want...not just a caricature of myself......sexy wolf..... also um I can make an aam oc of me in my youth in the late 90s early 2000s..........omg I wanna do tbis I wanna make a bunch of map/aam ocs bazed on parts of myself throughout my history........they will be so sexy... thankyou for inspiring me, it seems so obvious now but I can't believe I didn't see it. Imma drawn map/aam ocs fucking the shit out of eachother even if it's just stick figure chibis.... I'll still try, I have to get back on the horse after all, I'm supposed to be an artist. Sorry for rambling.

@Katie I'm not saying anything negative about the person who was victimized, only my own experience. I was so scared of being outed by creeps and weirdos who do electronic trickery to contact your family or job or something, that I flat out told my immediate family, it took time and patience and clarity and tact, but I am fully known, and fully accepted (not tolerated, but accepted, and loved) by the people who matter most in my life. It was scary as fuck, but I refused to be outed by strangers, if I was going to be outed it would be by myself.

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Only about fictional lbs 

I don't like when lbs are overly aggressive and loud >:C
I like lbs who are soft and shy and quiet and who like listening and helping
>:3

@CrystylD Yes! They're as varied as dildos now, many, many sizes, many textures, many looks, and plenty of places to commission custom toys.

@CrystylD A fleshlight, which is actually a brand name, the technical term is a masturbation sleeve

@CrystylD My hand feels best but I use toys so I don't ruin my ability to cum without hands (inside a hole)

Me: ONG, A MENTALLY HEALTHY GIRLFRIEND?????????? WOAH!!!!!!!!!!
mhgf: Hiiii! How's it goin? Omg let's get you up you've been on the internet too long again huh?
Me: Nuh uh! Wait...what happened to psychic gf?
mhgf: Idk she said something about not wanting to be around if she can't torment you? Sounds unhealthy to me, so I'm glad she's gone.
Me: Yea, that sounds like her. Wow I cannot believe how bad I've let my livingroom get...there's empty amazon boxes all over...
mhgf: Hey, this is a brand new day and I'm here now! Let's work together and I bet we can get this room cleaned up with a little time and effort!
Me: I love you mentally healthy gf!!! You don't have any weird shit to fuck me up with!
mhgf: I love you too Jazzy! You're my perfect pet project, I will save you and prove to the world that kindness and love ARE the answer!!
Me: I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!! AHHHHHH *tail wags heart thumps*

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