Jazzy @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

In a world where maps are the ones who bully the antis, a map who sees a really mean comment online comments under it: If you ever call someone nonce again I'll find you and I'll bash your head in!

And then the anti who was calling good artists mean words has a panic attack and lives in fear because their comment got downvoted a lot and the maps even meaner comment got lots of upvotes.

Me: I'M GONNA SUCC YOUR MASSIVE BEACH BALL TITS!!!
YOU: NOOOOOOOOOO ;)
ME: *attaches self to tits via mouth vacuum like Kirby as I fly across the room*

I wosh I could get pounded in the butt by a loving partner and not someone who wanted to huet my butt

@Sudodeme I'm just kidding he sounds annoying

I'm bored and lonely and everyone sucks and either smells really bad or is way overperfumed or they smell really good but they think YOU smell bad... I'm about to cry

@Sudodeme This is why I don't tell people my awesome stories anymore I know they won't believe me and will make fun of me on the internet

@faggotracist1488 <3

Nobody respects that I'm a time traveler from the 1940s and they keep getting mad at me for not knowing their woke language

@Varlus I am very afraid of dying alone and very jealous of the elderly famous who are genuinely loved and have ever broadening circles of love surrounding them.

Serious question, if you have kids how do you keep them safe online? I'm thinking just keep them offline. Literally. If they want to know something, download it for them, give them that data in some form for them to consume offline. If they want the freedom to search, compile a compendium YOURSELF of things you feel are appropriate for them at the time. They then have a massive offline encyclopedia to enjoy free from any potential traumatic interactions.

*Does a dance*
Fedi frens
Fedi frens
Wish you would wake up with me
Fedi frens
Fedi frens
Let's all greet the dayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
FEDI FRENS
FEDI FRENS
Let's all give some hugs today
Fedi frens
Fedi FRENS!
Let's all be okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

That Ontario pussy, I want to suck it

I had an ex who would just go *farts* if I texted him something serious. Fucking asshole. I want to kick his ass. But I have to breathe, count, say the lords prayer, and let it go.