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Me: I hope no one plagerizes my text posts I wrote some real bangers over the years
Psychic gf: Name one
Me: ...
Psychic gf: Yea I thought so
Me: Shut the fuck up people liked my...post about...rights
Psychic gf: Yea that was your one hit
Me: No, they liked-
Psychic gf: What that post where you talked about your lust for old man buttholes?
Me: I AM PANSEXUAL BITCH

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I've completed my second doujin! The full work can be found on Fanbox!
同人2作目が完成しました!完成した作品はFanboxで見ることができます!
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I want that greek muscle pussy I want that Italian muscle pussy any woman with thick dark eyebrows and is into fitness you knoe what I want

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Trump talks and it sounds scary and gives me panic attacks
Kamala talks and gives me nice calm feelings
Those are vibes man, two vibes, Trump sniffs butts because he's mean and sides with fags who want to cancel porn fuck you for letting these guys think they're cool for trying to cancel porn

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What if the former map and the former aam fell in love

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confession of federal crimes 

@candy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIGUESS

Whoever that guy was that told me I was wrong about churches being bad orgs a couple years ago, I'm sorry I didn't listen sooner, it seems you were right and I was blinded by militant atheist dogma.

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ロリ LOLI 

@blueSalm0n I like that they're dark outlines so the race is ambiguous

@oofoe more lolis with ecstatic faces because they're shocked by incredible sex, I like when they look at the viewer sometimes too like they're proud of their accomplishment

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