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Mulder urgently seeks cool tapes. Smoking Man just, you know, smokes a bunch.

Omg imagine a foreigner girl actually liking you after being smug and tsundere at first and then she's really nice to you and starts teaching you how to survive and she bonds to you and she smiles so pretty and you even start to see the beauty in her different religion and you have a lifelong marriage and the blackpillers seethe and your mixed background children go on to run fortune 500 companies and are also well loved by the public for their charity work charisma and good looks.

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@maija Random thought, do you ever put your penis in water? I'm just being sly trying to get you to talk to me about your penis.

@maija Learn how to blow bubble rings on the bottom of a pool if you have one. It's easier. Also if you can get a trumpet mouth piece and learn how to make it sound properly. That will help you with the water rings, which will help you with the smoke rings. It's about very sudden very short yet very steady bursts of pressure from the lips, smoke rings are different from water rings or a horn mouthpiece because they won't work with buzzing lips. Round mouth shape, huff out from the diaphragm, not too much but don't push out too much, that will give you a long traveller, just use your jaw, tongue and round mouth to push out smaller rings. Think of the smoke and air like a liquid, because it acts like a liquid.

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Horny posting 

God I would love to fill Rocket Raccoons bratty hole with my human cock

@anemone All at once........*imagines someone's hair exploding off of them with a loud sonic boom*

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Raping a zoosadists asshole with a metal spatula so their asshole has a slot in it and just doing it again and again so their asshole looks like a sandworms mouth

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It gets a pass because it's peanuts and peanuts is too wholesome for me to care that there's a bbc

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@Hoaxxx well that sucks... subscribestar secretly doesnt like loli/shota artist. ive seen so many artist try to get on subscribestar only to be ignored if there a loli/shota artist. i hope i you find another way. its getting harder and harder to find places to get paid for your work if you do loli/shota...

I fantasize about marrying a middle eastern girl and her getting citizenship and being so in love with me and we have a happy lifelong marriage

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