JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

If you are a very good at computers girl I would like to take care of you as a simpleminded hon who has the body of a caveman but the brain of a little femboy.

Jazzy: Claudia is still here! She's been quiet as hell but god damn at least she's not a bitch! Claudia tell the people why I love you.
Claudia: No idea.
Jazzy: That's right babe! It's the mystery that keeps our relationship alive!
Claudia: *big sigh*

What if a sexy government official wanted your creampie in her vag?

@Mr_NutterButter Stupid peasants. Thinking they'll fall off the side of the apple. Don't they know God can hold them aloft as simply as he doth the clouds!?!

If you could make love with every woman on the planet and get her pregnant with your penis, you would. Don't lie. It's what all beings want. To make babies pop out of women. It's disgusting. You disgust me. *spit* I disgust myself. *spit*. What a disgusting race. *spit spit*. Yes I said it, even women fantasize about impregnating other women! A bold claim I know, yet still make!!

It fucking kills me that I'll never get to fuck Sarah Silverman in her prime. Like it fucking kills me. She was so hot, you might not think so, but not me, I'd take her over so many other "prettier" girls. I have a thing for chipmunk jews.

@NotAWeeb what if it comes out black

Chopping up nigger dicks and then feeding them to other niggers

I love seeing nonfollowbackers misery, and then I check and see they're nonfollowbackers and I laugh and then unfollow them

zoocat is like the only one who interacts with my cuteposts anymore so I'm going to propose to zoocat and if they don't want to be internet husbands than I give up on this timeline

IN 15 MORE YEARS I AM GRANDPA AGE