I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!
I'm not kidding I really need to cum inside muscle pussy if I don't cum inside a muscular steroided up woman's pussy I'm going to die, if you're my girlfriend I hate to say it but I'm going to need you to do steroids and get really jacked and roided up so that you look like Cammy White from Street fighter with big thick muscular legs otherwise I won't be able to cum inside your muscle pussy
I'm not kidding I really need to cum inside muscle pussy if I don't cum inside a muscular steroided up woman's pussy I'm going to die, if you're my girlfriend I hate to say it but I'm going to need you to do steroids and get really jacked and roided up so that you look like Cammy White from Street fighter with big thick muscular legs otherwise I won't be able to cum inside your muscle pussy
I only eat two things, battery acid and ass. So unless you got some double A's you better get those jeans off right fucking now
#jaidenanimations #futanari #fatfuckingcock #NSFW #youtuber
I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!
@theorytoe Cisphobia is real hererophobia is real I am scared of both cis people and of straight people I am so fucking pissed off they are pretending I legit don't exist
PSA: Uninstall Funkwhale NOW.
Funkwhale has gone off the deep end and is now trying to add a hardcoded music blocklist which will apply to songs in your personal music library - not just instances that host far-right podcasts, or the like. Because nothing is more anti-fascist than... not allowing people to listen to their own music on their own computers??? (What in the performative dictatorial nonsense?!)
This is an incredibly dangerous idea - not only is it a centralised blocklist that applies to your personal media collection and cannot be opted out of, it's also AUTO-GENERATED FROM FUCKING WIKIDATA(!) (The dev insists that outsourcing to Wikidata makes it decentralised and immune to problems, btw...)
https://dev.funkwhale.audio/funkwhale/funkwhale/-/issues/2396
https://dev.funkwhale.audio/funkwhale/funkwhale/-/issues/2395
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