JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I want a black gf because I think she'll save me, I think she'll protect me....T-T

@ube They're bastards all TV's can be used not only as transmitters/recievers (they transmit what they receive so you can view it) they are also capable of being recievers/transmitters (they can sense data and transmit it back somewhere, all old tube tvs were like this as a result of the way they functioned, new tvs probably do the same but through a different method because they're not tube tvs).

Getting rock hard over Jar Jar Binks again

Sometimes I get really angry that I can't say "I only fuck faggot asshole" without people thinking I'm a homophobe, just because I said faggot. Sorry faggots are sexier than men and gays.

Remember, if your child is excited about life, just deprive them of sensory input until they go limp, I'm sure there will be no lasting consequences. /s

Them:"Hey, Jazzy was a former nazi, he'd be the perfect infiltrator!!!"
Jazzy:*Starts getting ptsd and vomiting and biting before I even get past the guards*

I worry sometimes about other instances being fake accepters of paraphiles and they only keep me there as a callduck to attract other paras who they can then turn into lolcows (because I am unmilkable)

@beardalaxy Imagine if the president broke free of his handlers, messed his hair up, got naked, and ran through the city streets screaming. Initially they'd think he was a crazy man who kind of looked like trump, but soon the facts would emerge, and that's when things would get interesting. Would they be able to memory hole such an event?

@EdBoatConnoisseur @Kyonko802 @MK2boogaloo @Marakus @Mister_Sunshine @professionalbigot69 @StoleMyThundersBalls At least I'm not the only one with mold. The way people act, they all act like they have no mold, and that mold is like gamma rays. I don't believe myths about mold being "deadly", maybe to eat yes, but there is no known fungal spore that is harmful on contact, even when breathed in, unless someone has an already compromised immune system, in which case yes they need to be in a sterile room.