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when you got a sudden urge to draw some tentacles and decided to commit to it :blobsweat:

Wish I could lick certain members toes whos posts I like often

@Apologist I wish I could be your personal cenobite and torture your flesh and pin you to the wall like a butterfly, if that's what you'd like. I wish I could get you to sign an unbreakable thousand year contract where I own your soul and you didn't read the fine print regarding what would happen during that time. I wish I could be your pirate psycho making you his cabin wench and then in a drunken rage one night kicking you out onto the deck for the whole crew to rape ya cause I stopped lovin ya, then I eventually rape you again because I'm a psychotic pirate and I change my mind with the tide. You like that don't you 😏

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I wish my nips and my peen were more sensitive. When I was a lb (little boy) my peen was HELLA sensitive, I'd be rubbin that shit on my underwear, just rubbin the tip, feeling every soft fiber, and getting a rush. I miss my sensitive penis. I want stem cells for my penis. Penis rejuvenation.

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I love how fun American Dad is, I'm watching old seasons because nothing else looked good in the moment and I just watched Francine smuggle Steve out of sweatshop prison inside of her pussy, and he slides out with a SCHLOOP sound like a massive horse dildo. Why can't we, as a society, have fun like that anymore? Jokes are no longer allowed, certainly not any jokes about minors and sex, especially adult minor incest adjacent activities, *sigh*, we have to do it, and we can only do it with you zoomers help, we have to bring the casual incest fun haha humor back. It must be done. Incest is fun, not something to be disgusted over, but delighted over, funny silly incest, happy incest, nothing dark. Save the world, being back fun times. More map incest jokes on tv (even though tv isn't really a thing anymore but you know what I mean).

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Old Gwen dood now brought to the 21st century of technicolor and EICH DEEH!!

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Cub incest sex 

"After a long day the chipmunks go to sleep, except Alvin that still has energy, so he went to watch some tv with Dave while doing some other fun activities :blobcatgiggle:"

Many thanks to the amazing @Gcat that helped me with some nice details.

#alvin_seville #alvin_and_the_chipmunks, #dave_seville #alvinseville #alvinandthechipmunks #incest #anal_sex #anal_penetration #butt #buttsex #ballsack #balls #dadson #dad #son #anal #cub #shota #shotacon #male #males #males_only

Imma get between them big thicc legs and eat that pussy, big thick soft round legs, mmmmmmmm, thick wide ass

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x.com/surioex21

My Twitter account has been suspended. I'm now the 21st generation.

I finally met a lot of people through Twitter, but in the end, my account was suspended without violating the terms of use. I'm heartbroken and helpless.

I've created a new account. Everyone is welcome to follow me again. Thank you. :blobcatsadreach:

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@Jazzy_Butts

"You get a goon-cave, and you get a goon-cave, and you get a goon-cave! EVERYONE GETS A GOON-CAVE!!"

@Juliette There's an of girl lilyjunex who can fit the entire thing in her pussy. Her trick is that the silicone is the soft and flexible kind and the toy enters her cervix and then folds in half, filling the space and causing a belly bulge irl. She's got no damage and proves that big toys don't make your pussy loose, as long as you don't tear your shit from going too big without years of training.

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@thelasercutter@baraag.net I like the white cock versions myself but I appreciate both, I save both, in my little collection, love your work!

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