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why do you have to be 21 to buy weed/booze but 18 to get drafted :blobcatthonkang: surely being forced to commit murder in a high stress environment is not more dangerous to your health than funny leaf

"I am become uncle, destroyer of morals" -Loli and Shota (ancient texts)

I DON'T want to see my objects of attraction with other men >>>>>>>>:C this is why I like SOLO girls who just shove horse dildos in themselves.

As a former rogan fanboy until he started saying bad shit about trans people (that's always my line, no matter how crazed or "race realist" I ever became, as soon as a party talked shit on trans people and gays they become my enemy) I'm glad as fuck people are turning on him and his bald head.
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anyway I have to go but I leave you with three million scoville takes
1 this is old hat but it really, really, really fucked us over to try and go legit in the 2010s. I fucking knew the Kim Davises of amerikkka were gonna come back with a vengeance, state power can never guarantee lgbtq+ security, and now the community in north amerikkka is like a fucking jellyfish

2 the difference in the eyes of the cishet between gay and trans is minimal, eventually the cisgays will get it but an important thing is to work towards helping them realise that, to let go of the alleged respectability of being "cis"

3maybe Genet was right. the liberalization and assimilation of homosexuality and transsexuality has led to a complete enervation and asthenisation of the community, to a spiritual anemia that could never happen when we were underground. perhaps this era of repression will have its benefits in restoring a kind of health to queerdom that has been lost
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untill twitter get fixed im gonna post my not loli stuff here too

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How many would recognize this character? 🤖

New reward available: Silica from Starchaser, as requested by one of our supporters
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when you got a sudden urge to draw some tentacles and decided to commit to it :blobsweat:

Wish I could lick certain members toes whos posts I like often

@Apologist I wish I could be your personal cenobite and torture your flesh and pin you to the wall like a butterfly, if that's what you'd like. I wish I could get you to sign an unbreakable thousand year contract where I own your soul and you didn't read the fine print regarding what would happen during that time. I wish I could be your pirate psycho making you his cabin wench and then in a drunken rage one night kicking you out onto the deck for the whole crew to rape ya cause I stopped lovin ya, then I eventually rape you again because I'm a psychotic pirate and I change my mind with the tide. You like that don't you 😏

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I wish my nips and my peen were more sensitive. When I was a lb (little boy) my peen was HELLA sensitive, I'd be rubbin that shit on my underwear, just rubbin the tip, feeling every soft fiber, and getting a rush. I miss my sensitive penis. I want stem cells for my penis. Penis rejuvenation.

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I love how fun American Dad is, I'm watching old seasons because nothing else looked good in the moment and I just watched Francine smuggle Steve out of sweatshop prison inside of her pussy, and he slides out with a SCHLOOP sound like a massive horse dildo. Why can't we, as a society, have fun like that anymore? Jokes are no longer allowed, certainly not any jokes about minors and sex, especially adult minor incest adjacent activities, *sigh*, we have to do it, and we can only do it with you zoomers help, we have to bring the casual incest fun haha humor back. It must be done. Incest is fun, not something to be disgusted over, but delighted over, funny silly incest, happy incest, nothing dark. Save the world, being back fun times. More map incest jokes on tv (even though tv isn't really a thing anymore but you know what I mean).

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Old Gwen dood now brought to the 21st century of technicolor and EICH DEEH!!

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Cub incest sex 

"After a long day the chipmunks go to sleep, except Alvin that still has energy, so he went to watch some tv with Dave while doing some other fun activities :blobcatgiggle:"

Many thanks to the amazing @Gcat that helped me with some nice details.

#alvin_seville #alvin_and_the_chipmunks, #dave_seville #alvinseville #alvinandthechipmunks #incest #anal_sex #anal_penetration #butt #buttsex #ballsack #balls #dadson #dad #son #anal #cub #shota #shotacon #male #males #males_only

Imma get between them big thicc legs and eat that pussy, big thick soft round legs, mmmmmmmm, thick wide ass

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