Show newer

I'm counting this as official. "The internet" has broken up with me. It no longer loves me. It has moved on to newer, more youthful meat.

JazzFLASH boosted

"Programmed consent is coded grooming" is the new buzzword made by antis to try to use us as scapegoats to push for more censorship.

It's hilarious as hell.

x.com/WonderlandRift/status/19

JazzFLASH boosted
JazzFLASH boosted
JazzFLASH boosted

If I was the king and you were all my subjects and you had nanites in your bloodstream that made you do what I want this is how it would work: My orders would be, have a thirst for knowledge, but balance that thirst with a thirst for vicarious pleasure - SEEING OTHERS HAPPY SHOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY - and love yourselves and your neighbors. So say I THE KING!!! (and then you all feel the overwhelming urge to do those things. Also there is no AOC in my kingdom but also you're still not allowed to rape anyone).

@ube I've known 2 people who got schizophrenia from smoking that jw18 shit back in the day. I'm sure they haven't improved the formulas. I only smoke natural weed concentrate because of that.

(Sometimes) I wish I was king of a country and had a bunch of humans as my prisoners in a giant open air prison that was called "my country" (and other countries were cool with it)

These users really bout to get me back to my troll era

I just got so sick of in group cliqueism that I'm muting people who I thought were friends but apparently unfollowed me overnight.

Unfollowing a bunch of people for not following me back or unfollowing me with no explanash. 😤

Need to find obedient muscle girls. Obedient muscle women! I should become a coach........now........how do I get them to hire me.........

JazzFLASH boosted

Yall were really happy to see some Kablam love, so have another June! 👏💙

JazzFLASH boosted

"We'll be right back with more of June's flat chest, but first "The Promethius and Bob Tapes"" KABLAM!!!

I wish girls with round butts would fall in love with ME for once

The stinky poop smell from buttfucking ISN'T enough to dissuade me from fucking that butt

JazzFLASH boosted
JazzFLASH boosted
JazzFLASH boosted

I'd be super grateful if you could boost this, please 🙏 I'm in need of some extra work this month

Need to have sex with petite legal boy ass. Tall lanky boys are fine too but only very submissive ones.

Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.