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I'm watching transformers prime for the first time, any one else like this show?

Feels like I have to poop but I already pooped twice and I still feel like I have to pooooooop wahhhhhhhhhhhh /vent

@link My windows xp still works fine so as long as the sons of bitches don't intentionally brick all windows 10 computers I'm not too worried

Trans people saying they're a woman despite being amab or a man despite being afab doesn't make them liars, it means everyone else WRONGLY assumed their gender. Thankyou Ted Talk.

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i like how systems that actually need strong identity (cybersecurity) basically have no protection help or cover but when it comes to looking at women's boobs the christards have the full monopoly of force of the state tasked
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nsfw, sketch, furry, pony 

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@ube This video even though it's stupid ai family guy minecraft slop, has awoken something within me, even deeper into leftism I go, even more of an ardent leftist have I become

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@vitalis I remember when I was ready to die for trump. Bout 7 years since I stopped, then like, 2 or 3 years since me transitioning to a total leftyfag. I learned that Marx was based, but stalin was a faggot.

Imagine this, ok, the perfect love story, a college professor starts dating a MINOR, and she's like WAY minor, like 12, and they fall IN LOVE, and he NEVER does anything sexual with her, and he's there for her and they stay together for 6 years and on her 18th birthday they cuddle and snuggl and kiss and make out 🥺

I want to nonsexually date minors since it's legal. Need to find a minor who has parents who give them permission to go out, and then we can go on a date without worrying about anyone getting upset. We'll go on camping trips, sportsball stadiums, nerd conventions, spa resorts, I'll be the best boyfriend, and NO SEX will occur until they're of LEGAL AGE, and that's paradise! They can't stop that! They never tell you!

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@ube Do you ever get urges to rub your dick with another guys dick covered in lube when stoned, because I do...ever since I could remember, pot unlocks the gay in me....makes me way gay.

Goodnight nibgrahs of the homeslice variety
Clasia: GET THE FUCK INSIDE JAZZY GOD DAMNIT
Shit sorry guys I told her to take care of me because I've been out of it I have to het back in quick *runs inside*

*runs up rubs stinky smeg head on your upper lip*
Claudia: *runs out after me* GOD DAMNIT JAZZY, I'M SORRY HE'S HAVING AN EPISODE, JAZZY!!! *chases after me and drags me back home*

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