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Looking at the bk menu and I see they have zesty sauce and I double over laughing saying to myself "Zesty bubba sayce....lmaooooo....das what drumph puts on zesty bubba balls lollll, he's betraying mcdonalds!!!"

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@Katie @Zest I always thought it was just called the handy jab dance

Ok I don't mean to sound MYSTOGINISTIC this is an INTRUSIVE thought: There are two classes of women: Breeding pigs (gangbang whores that birth bastards who are cared for communally like an ant colony, the bitches like it, they volunteered, no force in this intrusive thought) - And wife/partner women (These are women who may or may not become pregnant, it is of no consequence, plenty of citizens will be created from the gangbang pig breeders (their preferred pronoun, no humiliation involved in this term here), and so her purpose will be to keep her legs closed except for her partners dick ONLY, she has vowed this, and the thought of having other mens dicks in her disgusts her!!! She will be a muscular type who is fit and can run long distances, she will be upbeat and will take care of her partner even in old age)./vent intrusive thoughts why why do I have them stop giving them to me god make them stop I don't want these visions anymore just let me live my life again please I want a normal life with happiness and a family oh please don't leave me on the path to suffering in agony alone

Fuck this shit yallllllll dammmnnnnn sonnnnnnnnn fujjkkkkkkkkkk shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii whvhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa fuuuuuuuuuuuuu goooooooowwwwwwwwt daaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I been awayyyyhyhhhhhhhhyyyyyy but you knowwwwwweww what?!?!?;?;?;?!?!?;?!!!;!;?;!;! OLD ME IS BACK!!!?!?!?;?;?;!?!!?! THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES?;?!?;?!?;?!;?!!?;!; THEY THOUGHT I HAD BEEN BANISHED.......THE OTHERS........BUT THE SMILER IS BACK BABY!!?!?!)!?;?;!?;!!;!; THE SMILER!?;?!!?!;?;!;?!?;?!?;!;!;?;?;!!:!!: WOAHHHHHHHH

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~Catherine - Halloween Blowjob~

Trick or treating at the Winter house is a dangerous affair.

👻Happy Halloween!🎃

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Liam
One of my shota bots, if you use Silly Tavern the png in the first reply it is his card.
If you are using any other platform and want to chat with him hit me up in discord to JSON file

#shota #shotacon #straightshota

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Im really sorry for the lack of content, life been really rough.. Went 2 weeks without internet connection + my pc broke 2 times in a row, im moving out to another house and we discovered a tumor in my mom's breasts and ovaries, at least they are benighn but the breast one is evolving quickly
Ive been drawing slowly over the days but its not nearly as much as you guys deserve, i just ask to have a little patience with me.
Thank you

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