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Bro remember when people lost their fucking shit over this and shit was so racist everywhere and wild and omg I an so embarrassed
youtu.be/6fkaVN7CPpA

@vitalis No way in hell could that rhino catch that deer no matter how hard it tried especially on that slippery snow, da deers wittle hooves are perfect for agility, it could zig zag between the rhinos legs and it wouldn't be able to do nuffin, DIN DO NUFFINNNNN lol

@glorp 1920s gay speakeasies but in 2020s and with pedos

Yooooooooo imagine how much money anons could make if the government made chan sites pay reparations to users for mental anguish, balance would finally be restored

@Jim_Burton @Sanjjula @flower Yes! I was mistaken and it is the real Chris Hanson apparently, feels like an acid trip lmaoooo

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Commission for @Hooboy

Thank you so much~ 💛 Oliver making it obvious he's the most dangerous new hero to mess with. 😈

#shota #hungshota #oliver #invincible #conquest #shotadom

Oh btw the human race is transforming into an insectoid hive, similar to the evolutionary path of mole rats. Why are you crying? It's not that big a deal.

I hate people who hurt the feelings of others. That is all. Have a nice day.

@scrungoo @neechan @lenkagaminemap Slurping dog cum is cool because it has a pleasantly salty taste, for example, this is a truth no anti would be able to express even if they were only acting.

@lenkagaminemap @neechan It legit didn't used to feel anti para, I'm 35 now but when I was a kid I learned all about what I did and did not like, I learned there were people who eroticized gore, I learned I was not one of them, I learned there were people who eroticized animals, and I thought I was the only one before then, I thought I was a freak and was embarrassed and ashamed, once I learned there were other people who were mostly like me, I got less ashamed and more anger type feelings. And then there's the weird cases where I think I met someone just like me and we like all the same things and they seem so sane and then out of nowhere while enjoying a hot pocket they'll just be like "I love raping" or some shit and I'm like.............I actually have something I forgot I had to do for the rest of my life don't call me bye

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@neechan @Wumpuss @scrungoo @lenkagaminemap@feral.bond being “one of the good ones” means they round you up next week instead of tonight

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A bit of natural cream to get ready to play with my new toy!!! 💦 😈

Thanks Ben!!!...🥵

PD: I have open comms!! for january!! just send me a DM on discord c:

#gwen #ben10 #gwentennyson

I'm not some incel I'm pretty cool and based and I don't say based irl unless I do but I would never do that so I don't, don't worry. And my washing machine leaks. But don't worry I figured that might happen because it's a cheap chinese washing machine so I put it in a tub so if it leaked the tub would catch the water. Except I underestimated the potential water volume a leak could produce, so the tub got almost overfilled, but it didn't, because I caught it in time when getting up to wander around the house for cardio after playing dead island for 4 hours. Well it didn't just leak, I kind of filled it up to do a pre soak and you've got to mix the bleach in before putting clothes in and let it fill up and mix a little bit or the clothes get bleach stains...and you can't just not use the bleach or then they don't get fully cleaned, and I need my clothes to be fully cleaned. Anyway, I wish I wasn't single.

I don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend wtf

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If you're disabled or whatever and not fit you can still get this too. Jazzy is open and lonely, who knows, maybe I'll end up with some total beta femcel loser because she was the only one confident enough to talk me up on the daily thus forming an erotic bond and we'll have phenomenal sex while you're so jealous and you're like "That FEMCEL shouldn't get to have great sex with the legendary Jazzy! I'm a fit supermodel and he likes that! If only I had the courage to be nice and caring and talk to him EVERY DAY because he's SO COOL!!!!!!!"/vent

I still will marry a skinny bish too though if she's fit af/vent I evn like the flat chest too/doublevent

If you're a girl and you want sex with me you've gotta be medically classified as "obese" (muscle weighs more than fat)/vent

Grrrr I'm possessive so only date me if you like that rawr xD

@vitalis Noooooooooooo Sherlock Holmes said I could just hit people with my brain and it'd work because I'm so smart!!!!! :soyhippo:

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