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Dress up like April O'Neil from the 1987 teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon and don't ask questions, come back when you're in uniform. Also if you're a dark black ebony femboy with a bussy that goes *bloush bloush bloush* please hmu./vent

None of you are thicc cosplay girls are you?!?!?! You're just all fat men, aren't you!!!!???

I know one of you could be a really good thicc-girl cosplayer, which one of you wants to marry me?

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hey hello!, I have some important new to share, From now on I'm done with hentai drawings. I've been thinking about this for a while and I've decided to start now. I have converted to Christianity, so I will now dedicate my life to the Lord's work and all my drawings will be dedicated to Him. I hope you respect my decision n_n

Ok I've done my job, I've been a good werewolf, now give me my steak/vent

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Invader Zim (TAK)
Amphibia Boonchuy
Fanbox : ahsldqlf012.fanbox.cc/

I'm running a fan box
We propose our favorite characters through voting, and we are running voting and character production

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Rap song by me to get fedi girls so horny they do it:
Got these honeys all around me but I'm so tired
If I was younger I'd drink coffee I'd be so wired
But caffeine sensitivity shit got me fucked up
So I can't even get a hot cup
Ayyy
Bitch it's no monster either
I breath fresh air like it's eather
I need an oxygen tank but it break the bank
So bitch I lay down
I don't be humpin around
Said bitch I lay down
Girl I lay down so you go to town
Are you with me yeah
An arrhythmia
Is what you avoided
By giving me that stationary
Gluuuck gluck
Talkin bout that
Gluuuuck gluck

Need a fem STRONG enough to bridal carry me, ONE OF YOU *points finger*!!

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bluesky suspended me for a week bc of my dog doodles, so have this one that will never see the day in bluesky

slurp

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I have a new server on STOAT, formerly Revolt. On the macro level, it's better than my old server and easier to access than Matrix.

Here's a screenshot I made on the old server explaining why and what you get for joining.

To join, you need to become a pledge. $1, no more no less.

buymeacoffee.com/MIMPSDX

If you've been a long time supporter of my work, enjoyed the content I've released and benefited in any way from my commitment, giving a little back goes a long way to keeping things going.

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I wish I had an amab who liked it when I called him baby girl and liked it when I fisted him/vent

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HEY GUYS CNN, MSNBC, SKY NEWS, THE GLOBE, EVEN FOX, THEY ALL CAME OUT IN DEFENSE OF MINOR ATTRACTED PERSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIOTERS TRIED BURNING SOME OF THE STATIONS DOWN BUT THE POLICE CAME AND SHOT THEM!!!! WE'RE SAFE! WE'RE FINALLY SAFE!!!!!! LAWMAKERS ARE SIGNING PROTECTIONS FOR MAPS THIS WEEK AND KNOWN ANTIS ARE BEING OUSTED FROM THEIR JOBS EN MASSE, IT'S AN END TO CHRISTOFASCIST PURITY CULTURE!!!!!

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タダヒロwebオンリーのスケブリクエストで「駅弁タダヒロ」描きました!

If my dicks not long enough I'll put an extender on my dick I don't care whatever it takes to keep you faithful and off those bigger dicks babe/vent

My mom gave me extra tendies so I'm not depressed so bad rn and also I took my anxiety meds like I'm supposed to and that's how I can funpost again also p.s. I haven't been masturbating because I've been too depressed but after mom giving me extra tendies now I'm not too depressed and I can masturbate again/vent

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