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I will marry a disabled goddess and none of you can stop me and you will be jealous of how beautiful she is and hateful of how she's disabled but you will be the one who is alone and we will be happy together/vent

Lots of my mental health issues wouldn't exist if I grew up in a sex positive family that jizzed on each other/vent

You aren't even loving me. You aren't even showing your love by liking (ALL OF) my posts. You want me to die don't you. :( /vent

All I care about is dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Said all I care about is dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Said all I care about is knot takin' girls
Knot-Knot takin' girls
Knot-Knot takin' girls
Said all I care about is dog fuckin' girls
Do fuckin' girls take the big knot
*base drop*
SAID ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS
SAID ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DOG SUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG SUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG SUCKIN' GIRLS
SAID ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DRIPPIN' WHITE PEARLS ON THE DOG LOVIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG LOVIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS TONIGHT
*boom and now we're in chill fi for a while to get the energy back before the next banger*/EDM song lyrics by me free to use by anyone in an EDM song

Ooooh i would hump you so good, I would give you those dry humps, those limp dicked humps, see even in the between phase between finishing a boner and getting the next boner I'd still be humping. I hope you like being jiggled gently, think of it as a massage/ventfession

Humping my mattress out of frustration even though I just ejaculated like 20 minutes ago damnit fuck I'm so fucking fuck fuck fcuk fakhdkahowisbxhauwgaj/vent

I will beat you the fuck up into submission if that's what it takes to get you to let me give you gentle loving spa day massages/fantasyvent

It should be the aspiration of every bad bitch to be a zoophile queen with a stud companion and an active zoo sexlife/opinionvent

Bitch if you ain't gettin fucked by dogs with dog dicks and dog knots in your pussy and ass you're NOT LEGIT/vent

Let me kiss your nips, I need to calm down. Mmmmm those are some tasty nips.

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@LinuxKeyWholesaler People can't consent to sex when they're drunk!!! They don't know what they're doing. But if anyone drives drunk they are 100% responsible and they're BAD.

I finally am playing Wolfenstein since now i can play it because I became anti nazi a year or two ago!! Now I HATE nazis reeeeeeeeeee I can't wait to rip and tear Nazis in wolfenstein!!!!!!!!/vent

Imagine having a son who tended to your dad hole, kept it clean, then FUCKED it with his SHOTA COCK/hypothesis

Imagine all the oral sex you're missing out on being on the receiving end of because you won't love Jazzy and move within walking distance/vent

Me on the ground with a boner humping the floor having a lust vision muttering: I love hispanic femboys I love hispanic femboys I love hispanic femboys I love hispanic femboys

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Lincoln's really living up to the family name, those cheeks clapping are loud enough to wake up the whole Loud house!

#shota #shotacon #lincolnloud #theloudhouse

"I'm in that shota ass, I'm in that loli ass, I'm in that combination shota ass and loli ass" -parody song idea

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