YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I just realized why I love rubbing my crotch then sniffing my fingers: It smells lik big macs, which I love because they're delicious, but it makes me wonder what they were doing to the big macs for child jazzy.

I don't like how lightly this new generation is taking death. Death isn't a joke. Take care of your lives seriously. Stop thinking dying is funny and stop jumping off roofs too many russian cuties have jumped off roofs already./vent marry me instead of jumping off the roof

You're cute
does this statement make you feel

I've decided, I will be in a polygamous relationship but ONLY if I'm the only male in the ship. Yea. I'd like that. To be the resident male sexcat of a sexy house of sexy women streamers *lost in daydream*/vent

@smashorpasss Why won't they show the truth an animal documentaries anymore

If I could teleport my poops into my ex stepdads bed I would do that/ventfantasyrevengepoopslayer

I'm glad I trolled my stepdad when I was a kid by shitting in a toilet that was not connected to any plumbing stored in the shed and he got so mad when he found it days later. I'm laughing so hard rn I'm almost throwing up hahahah. He was a dick it turns out so I'm glad. I learned he kept rapping my mom via coercion and gave her stis and shit./ventbutacoolvent

I've got to rename my folders to things like IMPORTANT THAT THIS NOT BE LOST TO TIME and KEEP THE KNOWLEDGE ALIVE so that if anyone finds me dead while straight up jorkin it they'll know what I want for my archives after I leave this earth, share them, don't let the work be wasted, so much hot porn, so many drawings from long forgotten artists of yore, artists like The_Fear, like PandorasBox, even like nev, I jacked it and whacked it and my noodle and me have become the best of friends while looking at some of these early r34 pioneers...the good old days? They're gone, but they don't have to be forgotten, kidd-slick (in this fantasy your name is Kidd-Slick) *tips cowboy hat, turns to dust, poncho floats away in the wind as all that is left of the porno savin' king, fastest hands in the west, left was his mouse using hand, but only when "dueling", his right hand was busy whackin it*

Fictional Scene: Erhical pedophiles who bodybuild vs betamale antis in a gladitorial match, and despite not being worthy of it the swole maps show mercy to the pathetic antis, one even gives one who pooped himself out of fear new underpants. The antis swore then and there they would spread the word, they return to their home towns of antis and explain how maps are merciful. They were crucified by their own people. A sad, sad parable about the evil sown by antis/end

I wanna donate my sperm to anyone even ugly chicks but only if I don't have to pay child support and I get to have final say over the childs upbringing AND I'll do it the old fashioned way with the HOT ones a HUR DURR DURR DURR

Omg saw a cute femboy (legal) post a pic of them as a lb and they had a cartoon character on their shirt that came out when I was like 20 and when I realized how big our age gap was even though they're legal I got soooooooooooooo hard for them and I was like "I want to molest this grown adult now"/ventfession

>You've stolen my dopamine! Give it back!
<Techie: That's not how it works!
>*eats their brains to get my dopamine they stole, it's gotta be in there, that's where people keep the dopamine they steal from others*

*rubs the sweat from my brow, looks at the dusty crops*
Title: Hard Times on the Like Farm or otherwise known as Where'd All My Dopamine Go?

I feel like I'm not getting likes because people think I'm like farming when I'm NOT like farming (I'm like farming)

If I had a wife she'd be watching me play Wolfenstein the new order and she'd be congratulating me on being anti nazi now instead of doing something else like, for example, ignoring my posts *harumph*

I really need your creampies to only be made with MY semen/what I wish I had a wife to say this to and she'd respect the boundary and accept it as part of the relationship before the marriage

I didn't put alt text but it's a picture of the installation progress screen for Wolfenstein the New Order foe xbox 360 and next to it is another picture of cotton hill wgo killed fitty men in the war against the nazis screaming in rage at unseen forces

I didn't play it when it first came out because I was a fucking chud of the highest order after going through a bàd gay breakup and turning SUPER contrarian to anything my ex liked, including antiracism and leftism.......god I'm so fucking stupid, but I'm better now....anyway, can't wait to rip and tear nazis!!!!