https://youtu.be/S--u7-v_d6o
I will keep sharing the joy that is Uncle Paul for new users idc how many times I've posted this shit I don't like one a year because it's never not funny and there's always some of you dorks who haven't heard of these dweebs because you're zoomers
Fiction/Fantasy
I won't be happy until I'm high on unknown jungle plants in a post structured society, defending my territory with a devolved chimp brain just barely conscious enough to remember that I used to be a person, with a name. I fling my spear at what would once be considered an "alpha male" that has been snared in one of my traps and eat him, a female is attracted to my camp from the smell of cooked meat, we don't speak any languages, we all forgot after the changing, the de-cuckening. She is humble, as females should be! Timid, afraid of my power! I glare at her in the moonlight as she approaches, my instincts operating and deciding if I should chase her or let her come and share with her, I'm full, so I snarl but let her approach, I sniff her as she eats, she smells not of disease so we screw. In the morning she is not gone. It is the beginning of a new tribe, the tribe of The Eaters of the NormalCucks and the Chads, and this tribe one day becomes the new world empire, as it again rediscovers old technology and re-evolves higher brain functions, until eventually it ENSLAVES the normalcucks and chads, and it's like planet of the apes with based SIGMAS ruling over BETACUCK ALPHA CHAD MANOSPHERE INFLUENCERS!!!!!!!!
Gaped Cub (Alvin)
"After taking his dad big dick fully inside him, Alvin proudly helps his dad spread his butt to the whole world watching"
You all voted for the 3 gaped munks. Here is the 2nd one Alvin. Hope you all enjoy
#alvin_and_the_chipmunks #alvin_seville #alvin_and_the_chipmunks #alvinseville #cub #boy #shotacon #shota #ass #asshole #gaping_anus #gaped_ass #Butt #butthole #penis #dick #balls #chipmunk #aftersex #cum #cum_inside #spreading_ass #spreading_butt #gay
Omg I thought I was the only one who got bad associations with things I liked because of abusers until today/vent p.s. I thought I was just a little pussy who wasn't resilient but now I see I'm a normal person and I can get better and feel good again. I cry when I hear old edm songs I used to like because I got SAd by people who shared that interest with me and others who didn't do that but abused me in other ways. I'm so scared to go in public ever since them and I used to have a great time going to festivals and I was calm and confident. I get flashbacks to the festival I was at where I was tripping on acid and couldn't stop a rape (someone else was getting raped). I was too high to do anything to help. And it fucked me up./doublevent
I'm going to say the following very smugly just so you know it's in my smug voice because I'm being smug against you so listen up I'm going to get to have sex with super hot cool porn star wife because I don't care how many penises have been in her vagina anymore as long as she's committed to me and done with that lifestyle so you can just go cry beta males who try to act all manosphere I'm going to get the hot pussy 😎/ventcopehope
[comm] Enemy stand nearby!!!
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Need a pornstar who only does solo content to marry me and take car of me and invite me to put my face between her thighs OFTEN like ar least once a day/vent need it send it do it universe *praying extra hard* p.s. pornstar ladies, I am a good cook and I derive pleasure from cooking for my partner and I am very interested in making dietary accomodations because it is my goal to please
I remember a time when close fedifrens told me to stfu about being sympathetic to the IRA and I was and still am very confused. The IRA had a justifiable reason to make the English think twice about taking their sovereignty and you don't have to agree with their methods to support their goal of an independent Ireland. Whether they support gays and lesbians or anything else is beside the point, Ireland as a nation is entitled not to have its boarders, its people, oppressed. Once that's settled there can actually be conversations about progressing society. A society that is shackled by definition cannot progress, because until it is feee, it is not progressing in any direction, but is being subjected to the whims of an outside force that is, because of its ability to determine it's own progress, is the one that is really progressing, through the theft of the resources of others and labor is a resource/vent
https://youtu.be/j_nuOyxMrMQ
@Aldo6 As long as it's not a don't com in next monday I always liked you type situation you do what you think's best 🤝
I know I'm gonna get a lot of weird looks and people going that was ugly af but hear me out.............I miss photoshop fakes. Like when an artist would manually take the head of some hot celebrity and put it on the body of a nude chick with a similar body. Some of these people got really good at it, selecting for angle of light in both composites and everything. Then when CG got good enough is when it started becoming less popular, and then AI got good enough and now it's all but dead. There's still a few tracers out there, and they're similar to the photoshop fakes artists, closest thing at least, so not completely dead is the art of rendering eeotica of celebrities in the 2d format without AI. I don't think many of you recognize how sad an end of an era this is, and how unrecognized it will go by the history books, which compounds its sadness. For old time sake, maybe, just maybe, get an actual paper magazine, get two of them, one of PEOPLE and one of some smut rag. And just for old time sake, cut out the head of some sexy hotties and (get a gluestick too, I forgot to say that) glue it right onto the body of another hottie in the porno book, and king, you have just kept alive an ancient tradition, pat yourself on the back, you are a keeper of time now, here is your staff (it's shaped like a dick)./vent
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