YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

If you're a girl with muscles it's pretty fucked up for you to not be attracted to me, I'm the main character afterall /vent

@Katie BL has more meanings than the map context. Fujoshis (I think that's what they're called? Straight girls who get turned on by gay romance stories.) often call their ships BL and the boys are usually high school senior to collage age, so, yea, but at least the ambiguity can help destigmatize the term

I tricked googles ai into giving me a sexually explicit rap about me fucking scooby doo with the approval of the mystery gang (they're supporters) I just had to use coded language. Like we gobbled eachothers hot dogs, I helped him and got myself inside his tight satchel, he moaned in exstasy from the relief, ect. ect. /win

Seeing media pearl clutch about porn and then getting bitch slapped by the culture at large: We comin out the goon cave with this one

I'm NOT LOVABLE!! Now, if you LOVE ME you have to prove me wrong by LOVING ME EXTRA HARD. /vent

I'm jealous of you guys (every other fedi fren pulls mad pussy, I just KNOW it I can TELL!) /vent

@woomler Mowgli from the jungle book with a fat ass, or a big dick...

I'm turned off by piercings and am neutral on tattoos, so many otherwise cuties really kill my boner T-T /vent

I'm projecting hard but I hate guys who joke about their vasectomies like they're happy about it. You're HAPPY about not being able to pass on your genetic material and create biological immortality by having offspring and encouraging them to do the same? You frighten me, and disgust me, sir. /vent