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@prouddegenerate I hate BBCs because they're belligerent, and I would fuck an old femboy, some sissy 50 year old lookin like a GILF

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@mario Ok...well until a dr can be reached masturbation will have to be conducted EXCLUSIVELY with a flashlight, as hands on masturbation causes excess swelling

@mario Ok well embarrassment may have to be faced and the dr may have to be brought in to assess the penis

Hey guys hypothetically (not me but someone else) if a person broke their dick with a penis pump and there's a hard lump in their penis and it doesn't work right anymore and the blood pools up in the corner as a sort of bubble, is that something that will go away on it's own with time....or???

I love looking at hard dicks of old fat men (sometimes)
tbh
I imagine them molesting me and raping me as a kid (with their big fat greasy cock, and they tell me what to do in a quiet, bossy, soft voice like a creepy loser faggot)

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Fantasy 

Homie A: Ayo homie put some of that butthole numbing cream on my butthole homie

Homie B: Aight no doubt homie I gotchu *spreads the butthole numbing cream on the homies butthole*

Homie A: Yea homie get that shit in der, don't want it ta sting n shit when u tear it up, homie

Homie B: Word

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@unspeakabledesire @Charfuhrer @sandy They could have done that through non violent means though, like Ghandi, or MLK, or at least through non military means like BLM (riots aren't military action even though they're violent). Basically annoy the enemy into submission. But that takes time and if you want to actually enjoy the fruits of your labor it may take too much time for your liking, since it may take several generations of annoyance to get the ruling class to relent. Do the ends justify the means, or is idealism all that matters? I take no sides in this talk.

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@pawprintsystem Because of cultural norms stemming from a religion based on sexual purity, a literal virgin gives birth to the best person ever from their point of view

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@Spaghettimon Mine was boobietrap, in school in the 90s trying to learn about boobie traps after learning about them from a Simpsons episode, and finding porn. Giant fake tits. On old bitches. The counselor was disgusted with me when we talked in his office. Kinkshamer.

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@cardinal_directions I want them slutty but only slutty for me. Like those hentais where the fat bastard has a harem exclusive to him and the girls say "eww gross disgusting I'm only loyal to x" whenever a chad shows interest in them.

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