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Sometimes the flashing phone feels like it's taking over my mind, and then it pats itself on the back for a job well done

@grumpy @FutaFanatic @Spaghettimon IQ is only a test of pattern recognition, not what to do with those patterns. And it's also culturally dependent. If you ask someone who's never seen a car (or know what one is) where the engine is, they will appear retarded.

I take my pants ALL THE WAY OFF when I poop, because I don't want my waistband rubbing against the underside of the toilet and getting germs on it. This is like that Pepe comic but FOR REAL.

@hideki When shit jumps off remember to duck and cover, and that concealment does not equal cover

I'm jealous af of you mfs who are having winter rn

If your bitch cannot lift you...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING HER? SHE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU WEAK OFFSPRING!!!

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I am posting some old drawings from twitter before I got banned

@prouddegenerate Chris has a huge hog and is fat and retarded, and Stewie is just begging for it 😩

@Spaghettimon Bojack is too unlikable a character imo, the entire cast are awful, it's like Always Sunny but without the irony.

Yo Peter Griffin and Chris Griffin need to fuck

Do you think Batman does anal training? Because what if he's captured and has to stash something up his butt? He HAS to be prepared for EVERYTHING so I think he DOES do anal training

@Hyperhidrosis @Hyolobrika @rin @helene It was all stupid stuff like pakis on vacation and arabic ads and memes, I'm not even arab and I don't go to arab rooms

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@helene @Hyolobrika @rin Telegram spammed my drive with tons of shit I never downloaded, don't give it any permissions

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