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"What? Man that's hella gay."
I was joking! You're the one who's gay for thinking I was being gay! Got you now!

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Ok uhm, is "you're cute so I'll let it slide" a thing a normal straight guy would say to another normal straight guy as a "joke"?

Hentai where the father is a slender, clean shaven, feminine man. His son is a young bara. They have anything goes sex all the time. This needs to be more common in hentai, I don't think I've ever seen this, closest to it was with big brother but not father.

Tfw you think a guy is cute and gay but you can't be sure so you flirt with him anyway but you can't tell if he's going to figure it out or just going to be oblivious and think you're a "nice" friend. Can't just ask him if he's gay, that would be weird.

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@Remejy Child me: Why can't I show off?
Jerks: People would get the wrong idea
Child me: What's that mean?
Jerks: It means they will try to touch you "down there"
Child me: *eyes light up* I like that! I wanna be touched down there!!
Jerks: No, they would touch it a bad way, a way you don't want them to
Child me: *now scared shitless but still horny as fuck* *stares off into space thinking about being raped*

Great job adults!

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Noooooo my bottomness is manifesting itself!!! Ahhhhhhh! UwU need to please UwU totally submissive UwU big cocks and sweaty ballz XD

@creamqueen If it was me, and my hamster was covered in tumors or the like, and killing it would be a mercy, I would put it in a bag with a base to give it structure, and the hamsters environment and some fresh fruit, and then I would poke some exhaust holes all over the bag so the pressure doesn't get high and hurt it, and I would tape a hose between the bag and a source of nitrous oxide, and I would gently turn it on until a mild breeze was coming through the vent holes indicating positive pressure, and I would observe the hamster in case anything went wrong, and I would cry.

@creamqueen Take it to the vet, they will give it an injection or put it to sleep in a gas tent filled with nitrous oxide or atmospheric nitrogen. Its death will be painless, it will feel all pain go away, it will get lethargic and giddy, and then it will fall asleep without even realizing, and then it will die painlessly after several minutes.

Tfw no all powerful mommy gf to protect you from the evils of the world

It's ok to be different! You don't have to fit in!

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C100で頒布予定の新刊です。
ウイが古書館でナニしているところを先生に見つかってナニする話です。
可愛いウイをいっぱい描きました。
【2日目東Z24a H×3I(スリーエッチアイ)】
メロンブックスと虎の穴で予約出来ます。
🍈melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail
🐯ec.toranoana.jp/tora_r/ec/item

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