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@prouddegenerate I also have ones about old men, which I have come to embrace. I have a folder with old men with big dicks :blobyikes:

I'M TIRED OF SOCIETY AND THEIR FAT SHAMING! STOP SHAMING CHUBS AND CHASERS!

DISCLAIMER: I don't actually masturbate to these thoughts, they really are intrusive and don't turn me on

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Tbh these thoughts actually make me laugh hysterically at how fucked up I am

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Shutup brain

My brain: OOOOOOH BLACK DADDY, DON'T GIVE ME THE BBC, I'M RACIST, KEEP IT AWAY, OH NO IT'S GOING IN ALL THE WAY OHMYGOD! STAHPIT! AHH MY BUTTHOLE FELL OUT! IT'S LIKE BEING RAPED BY A MECCA! MY WEINER IS TINY AND FLACID AND WHITE! OOOOOOOH

Intrusive fucking thoughts get out!

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@AnxiousGooner@pawoo.net I'm around a 7, if we're on pretty equal footing, wanna edate?

@kallisti @tarperfume The main benefit is you can get the skillet very hot without damaging or warping it. A very hot skillet means a more agressive char, which can't be gotten any other way. It's a flat surface char not an open flame char. Personally I prefer open flame char but when an open flame is not available the skillet is my best friend.

@kallisti @tarperfume note oil dryness is different from water dryness. Water dryness is good you don't want wet cast iron it'll rust given time. You want it oiled lightly, never slick or sticky. The oil protects the metal and keeps food from sticking.

@kallisti @tarperfume I always put it back on the stove to dry it off quick after I clean it. And oil it any time it looks thirsty, meaning when it looks dry, you get a feel for it after a while.

@kallisti @tarperfume Depends, if it's something baked on, that won't come off, you can put water in it and bring to a boil to losten it up some and scrub when cool. If it's normal dirtyness a rinse with hot water, and a scrub with a CLEAN sponge with no soap. In between very dirty and a little dirty, after scrubbing and rinsing, add table salt and scrub some more with no water to losten up the shit then rinse.

@tarperfume @kallisti Cast iron skillets may not help with this per say, but if you don't have one and enjoy cooking they're worth every penny and last a lifetime

@creamqueen Me listening for creamqueens farts so I can echolocate her

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Rewatching Hannibal for the 3rd time, I only found out about this show last year and I loved it. The homoeroticism, the violence, the filming, acting, yea it has its quirky moments but they're what make the series endearing and cute. It's not supposed to be realistic. I'm so sad it didn't get all the seasons it was supposed to.

Does being online too much cause schizophrenia?

Looks like my little brothers are choosing the path of the breeder, RIP their free time and money

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