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I feel like SpongeBob when he wouldn't stop making squirrel jokes, not to be cucked or sjwy but I think I do need to tone it down

I'm too depressed to be cute
My bones hurt
Here have a soft femboy Awoo...very weak sounding....sorry

My legs are all hairy and shit...my bod hurts so much I can't even shave anymore. The pain is too distracting, so I drop things and can't even focus because I can't sleep anymore and it's been this way for years and drs just refuse to fucking give me medicine for the pain because they are bags of worthless fucking shit.
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NEVER BE ASHAMED OF YOUR BODY THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A FETISH FOR IT OUT THERE

Ok I might need like someone to talk to who genuinely cares about me but I don't have that and I thought I was going to, but my therapist dropped the ball and I feel like it's her sending a message of like, fuck off you zoophile pervert, so I haven't bothered trying to say hey you forgot about me because that would make me look sadly oblivious.

@bitterblossom I talk to cashiers nervously because they're grownups, and then I realize we're the same fucking age and get my confidence back

@kallisti @rats I picked SpongeBob. It's his personality, he's so pure, Spongebob would never hurt me.

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@kallisti @grumpy Tbh I'll take anyone who loves me and is hot, whoever gets here first and is above a 4 and sane and loves eating my bhole like my ex did but also isn't a cheating piece of shit like he was. Or one who throats it like my first gf did and throws it back and grinds like such as well, but who also doesn't go walk the blade at night to get gangraped by thug niggaz.

I forgot I was an adult and then realized while checking out groceries the other day

@kallisti I'm too depressed to be enticing like I used to be, I was so enticing because I was goofy and happy, now I'm in constant agony and the jews won't give me painkillers because I'm a goy

@kallisti I'm scared to post my ass like I used to because I've been led to believe from things I've read that people will somehow always expose you and ruin your life, so i keep my lewds to a soy profile where I post soycially acceptable viewpoints only...

@kallisti idk how to be alluring, a boy once told me my ass was perfect and would eat it all the time and people used to harass me to get more of my fat ass pics... I'm good at givin bjs, no gag reflex...ummmm....uhhh..........

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Scully distracts Mulder from NSA spooks. Mulder empathizes with golems.

Fine I guess I can't just advertise and get an ebf I'll have to get to know you fags and then propose and face possible rejection 😭

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