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Alex Jones was masturbating to Helluva Boss when JK Rowling burst in and told him to block Elon Musk.........that's when the Borg attacked

@Sudodeme I thought that might be a niche porn site like incestflix but no luck

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Hello slender boy, why don't you give this uncle a kiss?

@AbNormal You know what you guys are right, we don't need the popular maps to like us to be cool, we'll be our own cool map club, even cooler than theirs!

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"You like to be assholes huh? How about I turn you into an asshole!" said the beast, as he ripped a normie insideout at the asshole. Finally, the bravest of the normies attacked, hitting the beast repeatedly. The beast laughed at this feeble attack, followed by the words "my turn!", it swung its arms madly, without any grace or control, laughing while the normies body exploded like a gopher under a lawn mower.

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The normies laughed, and guffawed, their cheap trashy accents echoing as they spoke between gurgles. They didn't know this would be their last night of being shitty. A beast was hunting the normies, a beast of memetic proportions, a beast which has existed through the ages. The beast broke in through the door, immediately ripping out a female normies fallopian tubes and eating them. "This is beast time!" shouted the beast over the normies screams. The beast lunged at a fat normie male, who moments ago was asserting dominance over the group gleefully with his faggoty sounds, blood exploded from the mans head when the beast clamped down and crushed it in its mighty jaws. "Next I'm gonna shove my detachable dick up your ass!" the beast cried while pointing at a random member of the group, then the beast -in one smooth motion- removed its dick and shoved it up the normies ass, killing them instantly. "Dick, return!" the beast exclaimed, to the shock and awe of the horrified remaining normies, the beasts dick rose out of the dead normies ass, hovered in the air, and snapped back into place on the beast.

To be continued...?

tfw no hipster bf with inferiority complex who makes fun of others to stoke his ego :peepoCry:

(Your autistic peepo bf comes to pick you up on his motorcycle for your date)

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WHAT'S. YOUR. PRICE. FOR FLIGHT. *DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA, DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA*
youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0

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People said use VPN to protect your connection. Meanwhile me downloading some breach sensitive data by some country in torrent without VPN :02laugh:
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It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol until 8am, that's fascism. It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol on Sunday. That's also fascism.

I should be happy for things. For example, I don't have any terrible diseases.

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The Train keeps data on every passenger and denizen, down to the inch. According to the conductor, the cocks are a very important part of the healing process.

3-Part Commission for
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I hate living in Georgia (I don't live in Georgia I'm just throwing off the bots)

@ehhh This is only true in some places. The aoc varies by location.

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