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I love how blue checks are now indicative of a whole other breed of faggot, on the opposite side of the spectrum (elon cocksuckers who push and shove to give daddy elon 8 dollars)

@Sudodeme I had a kid (boy) staring at me in the grocery store and it was confusing af, he was like, fixated and I was like weirded out just minding my business, he even started talking to me and that's when I realized he was into my shirt (comic book character shirt), I just smiled when he said "you like so and so?!" like he was surprised and I'm just like "Yea lol he's pretty cool!" while trying to get tf away from this kid (I'm paranoid someone will freak out on me just for existing near a child).

There should be a service where kids can check in their mentally ill parents, just like how those sick mfs try to lock their kids up for having normal reactions to their mental fucking illness

Like any time a parent is like HERE MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY TAKE MY CHILD the facility has to do a check on the parents first to make sure THEY'RE not the sick ones and if they are it's THEIR asses getting locked up until they're "better" and the kids get emancipated until then along with a government stipend.

It's so weird to think that some of the same Christians that were burning Harry Potter in the 2000s are now sucking J.K. Rowlings clit because she's anti-trans. Wild. I wonder if that had anything to do with her being so anti trans, like maybe those book burnings mentally effected her and now she's like, seeing an opportunity to get the Christians on her side again and she's taking it?

@prouddegenerate Ok I made it to the team assemble part, I might be able to do this

@prouddegenerate That line of reasoning would be sensible for a hero movie, but Black Adam is an anti hero, the edge that this film should have isn't there. This should be the same level of edge that Joker had. This is bullshit. Idk if I'm going to be able to finish it.

I'm trying to watch Black Adam, I'm only 10 minutes in and I'm fucking bored as fuck by this basic ass milquetoast story...is this going to be the tone of the while movie? This sucks ass. It's like a fucking black panther ripoff.

If Joe Rogan wants my respect he needs to drink a glass of piss, but before he drinks it he has to say "I'm a dipshit, so I'm going to drink this glass of piss as an apology for all the retarded bullshit I've been a huge pussy about" and then he roundhouse kicks himself in the head and puts his shitty show back on youtube so I can actually fucking watch it again (with comments on)

Scooping out the non-retarded parts of people's brains and cobbling them together like:

Keep:
Consent
Physical fitness
Good empathy
Jokes
Humanely sourced meat
Fun chems
Sexual freedom
Bodily autonomy

Into the trash:
Alpha chudism
Woke scolding
Victim olypics
Angry niggerfaggot mindset
Corposhit

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I couldn't really find anything new to post, so here is series of images from the achieve. magic not working as it should.

Fantasy 

@Sudodeme and I don't want to be creepy but I actually like jacked trannies, like gurl could be a fucking linebacker but if she's smooth and done up I can't look away

I want to live in the universe where kids cartoons are body and sex positive because actual human beings are in power. And when I say "body positive" I do not mean obesity praising, I mean a built char sending the message that physical fitness is good, and that showing your body off is your right.

Fantasy 

@Sudodeme I feel you, I pretty much just raged to myself about people like A*drea T*te and had to vent about it. I myself am not as girly as I'd like to be, wish I was more slender. What I'm really mad about is the "alpha" (ie. bully) mindset, and how most of these "alphas" would cry like little bitch faggots if they were put in a combat situation.

And they would take all the SSRIs and MAOIs and they would throw them in a landfill with a big sign above it that said "BAD drugs"

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If the state really cared, and really loved, they would give each citizen a daily ration of all the opiates, all the stimulants, and all the hallucinogens, that way no citizen would ever have to be bummed out about anything ever again

@icedquinn also the state: NO NOT THOSE DRUGS, THEY MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, TAKE ***THESE*** DRUGS (they will make you fat dumb lazy retarded and ugly)

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@Moon there should be a dot gov website with realtime GPS trackers of every member of Congress ankle-bracelet style
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