YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I learned how to swear from my grandfather, I took his method and built upon it.

@bitterblossom Yea you're lucky that wasn't worse

@bitterblossom it's not that he was wrong about Coca-Cola being bad for your body it was that he was such a fucking dumb illogical retard for coming to that conclusion because it can wash stuff, water washes stuff too

@bitterblossom was it that they wanted to get people addicted or was it that being on cocaine just felt really really awesome, and addiction was a side effect

obviously I'm not saying Coca-Cola is great for your body or something mostly due to the amount of sugar but to pretend that it's some kind of drain cleaner conspiracy to get people to drink poison is retarded

@mer I'm here! My family is off doing stuff with their normie associates, I'm home like usual! I'm making chicken soup today and some baked pasta with ricotta and butternut sauce!

My ex was so fucking retarded his dipshit ass shared a meme with me once about Coca-Cola washing blood off the road and he was like "oh my God that's what people put in their body 👁️👄👁️" in his gay faggy twink bottom voice and I was just like he can't be this fucking stupid can he, but he was... lemon juice is used to clean stuff too does that mean it's bad for your body you fucking retard?

https://youtu.be/Cug4UPwcvlo

If an Italian is ever threatening you just drop a whole bunch of pasta on the ground they have to count all the noodles like a vampire

I can't believe some hoes actually left Twitter, like bitch are you fucking for real? You really think like Twitter is what's going to fucking break you? You think Twitter is going to be the back door gateway through which nefarious fuckers glean everything about you? You dumb fuck. Google has already done that for 10 years at least you shit, everybody already knows everything about you, you fucking retard, and guess what, they don't think you're important enough to fuck with.

I wish a very Merry Christmas to all the Christians who are actually just good people but misguided and are part of their club out of ignorance

And a merry fuck you to all the pieces of shit Christians who know exactly what the fuck they're doing and what the fuck they're about and they just love hate criming people, eat my shit

need to get me a housewife apron because I am really fucking sick and tired of god damn mother fuckin dishwater splashing up on my god damn fuckin torso and gettin my shirt wet

God I fucking hate cultists, the bastards even tried to fucking ban christmas, fucking idol worshiping cross-tards (oh but the cross isn't a fucking idol? get fucked yes it is. you worship a torture device you retards, what is christ if he doesn't suffer on the cross? nothing. according to you. he is nothing without the torture. you worship the torture. get fucked.)

I want the phrase "stick it in your eggs" to become an insult used against femoids

"Oh shit nigga, he ripped ass Norwegian style" (It's when you put a fish fillet between your butt cheeks and fart so it flaps back and fourth like the reed in a clarinet)