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I saw someone put salt on a bug once and it made me angy 😡

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH DON'T CUM ON BUGS! BUGS ARE EVIL BUT EVEN THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE CUMMED ON 😭😭😭😭😭

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As an adult: Come here bug, you're going in the jar! I have a friend now! 😈

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As a kid: Come here bug, you're going in the jar! I have a friend now! ☺️

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You know how when you were a kid you would put bugs in jars? Now that concept has taken on a whole new meaning. You're welcome for me making you think of that.

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@amerika Who do you consider "the first whites"? I think it was the greeks or possibly the romans. Before them, whites were living like abbos. The closest they got was Stonehenge, and Göbekli Tepe looks like a trailer park compared to Rome or Greece. And if Egyptians (the originals) were white, then they were the first I'd say.

@amerika Also...more about the moss....HOW ABOUT THE SUN? THE SUN!!!! THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! IS IT TOO HARD TO REMEMBER IT RISES IN THE EAST? AND SETS IN THE WEST? IS IT HARD TO REMEMBER WHAT HEMISPHERE YOU'RE IN?????
This is where the sun rises in the northern hemisphere over a year. Good enough for me.

@amerika Idk I just made up the term for ignorant whites who haven't risen out of metaphorical "mud huts" (same type of huts associated with aboriginal peoples)

Mud whites also make me nervous (a mud white or cave ape is a white who is just as superstitious and retarded as the most cracked out discombobulated nigger there ever was. They believe in shit like snakes will chase you, or spitting on seeds makes them grow custom nutrients just for you inside their fruits, or that moss only grows on the north side of trees....HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT MOSSY TREES RETARD? THE MOSS HAPHAZARDLY GROWS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE YOU DIPSHIT)

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The only whites who make me nervous in the same way are WASPs, those fake psychopathic motherfuckers.

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WHY IS IT THAT (MOST) BRITISH BLACK PEOPLE EVEN *LOOK* DIFFERENT FROM (MOST) AMERICAN BLACKS??? THEIR EYES ARE NOT SHIFTY AT ALL!! THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE UP TO NO GOOD, AT ALL! THEY LITERALLY LOOK LIKE GOOD BOIS?!? WTF? DID AMERICA REALLY CREATIVE A SUBSPECIES OF HYPER AGRESSIVE VIOLENT BLACKS LIKE HAS BEEN SPECULATED???

Get you a girl who doesn't do peer pressure. That way when you're not around and 10 black guys are pestering her for a gangbang she won't give into "be not racist" she will "be racist" and "stuck up" and "rude", that's true love

@LukeAlmighty Seeing that little jewish guy punching that black british boxer and he actually says "are you being serious?" like he wasn't sure if vsauce guy was joking

@LukeAlmighty I can't stop laughing at all the angry energy they're spending on a person who's not real

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@LukeAlmighty It makes me sick these "people" live among us, secretly. I hope their faces get smashed by villagers throwing rocks.

@anemone During the great depression people ate shoes too. Her cooked shoe reminds me of that.

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