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An old army guy I knew as a kid would freak out if I was using a cell phone. He was like "They're listening" and I'm just thinking, yea, they're listening but to everyone though, that's like a beach full of sand and your job is to find one specific grain. Goodluck. Unless it winds up right in front of you right when you'll notice it, you're never going to find that grain of sand. It's the same principle as a school of fish. The bigger the school, the smaller the chance of an individual fish getting eaten. If the state has made a school of fish called EVERYfuckingBODY well good luck sorting through that shit, even AI would fumble.

Should I abandon politics? Should I say "this isn't a game I want to play" and go back to living a normal life, with normal aspirations and goals?

@driftwood Check it out, they weren't even originals, but it's transformative. Someone said "Hey what if Dobie went on spooky adventures?"
metv.com/stories/the-character

I only accept bbcs if they're FEMININE bbcs, you keep those disgusting arrogant masc bbcs OUT OF THIS CLUB but if you're a sissy fem who dresses girly and acts girly and takes care of her hair, you are welcome inside with your MASSIVE GINORMOUS BBC but only if you're girly

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but i did deserve that. i deserved that, too. and i deserve this!

If you had no aches or pains, and could do backflips, and could climb surfaces with only 1 inch deep finger holds with only your upper body, how could would you be? Pretty cool, I'd say.

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One half of a two page comic featuring @Garabato and :bloss: :buttercup: :bubbles:

Both are up on my FANBOX if you want to see the second page early. I've popped in a preview :yanagiyuu_heart3:

I hope everyone's having a nice day, it's the weekend after all.

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I was way outta my depth with this one 😅

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@sandy It's anticomedy, there is nothing funny about this, it is simple, it is bland, it took minimal effort, yet it is being presented in a way that something of value would be, and then to top it off it has the audacity to say "the end" as if some conclusion has been reached in this comic about nothing, and that makes me laugh

@mushroomfemboy @sumire-chan Why do shinies have to exist, there's already pokemon, any difference is purely cosmetic. And people are silly, and will focus all their attention on shinies even though they functionality are no different from normal pokemon. A person can drive a pipe through someones chest and that's an assault, if they jam it in through their assholes it's a sexual assault. Now if they jammed it though someones foot, it's an assault, but if they jam it through the foot of someone who gives lots of footjobs and considers their feet to be a sexualized part of their body, does it become a sexual assault? Or rape?

@mushroomfemboy @sumire-chan The crime being about sex is what makes it rape (the idea rape not the legal definition), it's an assault still, but it's a specific kind of a assault, if assaulta were pokemon you would call rape-assaults "shinies", "Heh bro I got a lvl 23 assault!" "Nothin bro, I got a lvl 23 assault SHINY! RAPE VARIANT" "BROOOOOOOOO"

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I thought about posting this to normiespace but they wouldn't get it, and they would aay stupid fucking insulting shit like "I don't get it" and then I'll have to suppress the urge to beat them with a pipe and I don't want to do that to my bloodpressure.

I, personally, find this fucking hilarious. I laughed for a solid minute and a half, my sides hurt. I almost passed out.

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