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I want to do as little as possible and get payed well, that's government work right?

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How do I go into government so I can become a pebble in the wheel well of the shopping cart of bureaucracy?

I wish I could use (((they))) without it having jewish connotations. It's a great way to frame the lizard people which is itself a great metaphor for the soulless psychopaths who run the world. Every race has soulless psychopaths at the top.

@driftwood But not in an aggressive way, I want it to be loving, I want it to be a relationship.

@driftwood I also want to fuck Mufassa from the lion king. Same vibes. And Professor X and Magneto.

@driftwood Tmnt=childhood show, splinter=good father figure (didn't have one), him being a bottom=reclaiming sexual identity that father attempted to subvert, him being a rat man=safe being to be with since I have been betrayed by humans not animals but I want a good father figure and a literal animal can't give advice, his age=wanting to reclaim power that was taken away from me by older people, his seeming undesirability=I have low self esteem and feem like splinter would know he couldn't do any better than me so he wouldn't leave, that's all I can think of

Hnnnnnggggg master splinter rat bussy master splinter might be my new waifu

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I saw a youtube short that was meant to raise awareness but it was kind of hot.
"Did you know there are more young girls who are mothers than there are young boys who are fathers? You might be thinking well how can that be? That's because many of them were impregnated by adult MEN. *pause for dramatic effect*"

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I keep fantasizing about gentle older alpha daddies who are bottoms, but who run like, an organization and are popular

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Powerbottoms omg I need to serve powerbottoms :blobpleading:

@DogmaLord I hope we get stream mommies one day, hot big boob milfs all greased up and shiny

"She's massas favorite" - when I see a hot black girl. "Mmmhmmm her ancestors were definitely massas favorite" - lookin at the booty

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