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@get I might become more alt right if it appeals to trans women that much (I can think of 3 alt right trannies off the top of my head 1 of which is someone I know irl)

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Trans woman who's fetish is getting beaten to death by an alt-right militia (many such cases)

i like that butterface bitch that looks like she got dipped in joker acid, with the hard body and small titties

Bussy worship is a form of ancient hermaphrodite god/goddess worship and so this is why I am so fiercely loyal to bussy bois, fembois, transboys, tomboys, drag queens, trannies, transsexuals, transgenders, and crossdressers

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I want do draw asses, buttcheeks and thighs, from the back, even though it's been done to death

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Baking delicious cookies!!! Homemade boiiiii

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@nekofag PETER: Hey, Lois, I'm heading out to the niggeer store. You need anything?

LOIS: (shocked) Peter, that's incredibly racist! And what do you mean "niggeer store"? That's not a thing.

PETER: (confused) What are you talking about? It's right here on my list. (shows her a piece of paper with "nigger" written on it)

LOIS: (disgusted) Peter, that's not how that word is spelled. And why is it written out like that anyway?

PETER: (ignorantly) I don't know, it's just the way I saw it on my computer. I was running a program that printed out each letter, and it spelled out "nigger".

LOIS: (sighs) Peter, that's not something to joke about. And why would you even have a program like that?

PETER: (defensively) I don't know, it was just there! It's not like I created it or anything.

*Stewie enters*

STEWIE: (suddenly interested) Wait, what program was this?

PETER: (proudly) Oh, it printed out the letters of the word "nigger" one by one. It was pretty cool, actually.

LOIS: (outraged) Peter, that's not cool! That's incredibly offensive!

STEWIE: (excitedly) No, no, I think I know the program you're talking about. It's called "niggerr" and it's actually a really useful tool for programmers.

PETER: (confused) Really? I thought it was just a silly thing I found on the internet.

STEWIE: (chuckles) No, it's a legitimate tool. You just have to be careful how you use it.

LOIS: (sarcastically) Oh, well if Stewie says it's okay...

PETER: (apologetically) Sorry about that, Lois. I had no idea it was offensive. I'll be more careful.

*Cut to Stewie, holding a laptop*

STEWIE: (to himself) Hm, I wonder what other offensive code snippets I can find online... (smirks)

Real friends let friends know when they're interacting with a meanie (am I the meanie?)

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Ok everyone had a really good time and went home, I told my Psychic gf that I'm really glad we all had a nice time, and she said "life's gonna be ok" while giving me a hug, I guess I needed that because I hugged her back and started crying

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@get Here's how I figure it, there's og versions of superman where he has super control over every cell in his body, even bone, and he can shift his bones and muscles to basically shapeshift. He's used it several times as a disguise. So I think he could use the same super control to fuck, and cum, at nonlethal speeds.

How big do you think Supermans cock is? I'm watching the original superman movie. The part where supermans dad gives him a pep talk is really powerful to me, probably because I don't have a great relationship with mine.

Shadman was my hero until he drew a big black cock

Princess peach: No Mario, they're going to ban you!
Mario: Not if I rape them

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