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No fedi gf for me
I will have to be comfortably
Lonely
In my cottage so quaint
The ritz no it aint
Could use fresh paint
Only
I feel no rush or desire for life
While I feel incomplete without a wife
Could there be one who appreciates me?
Or am I lost as a ship on the sea
The world's too big and my town is too small
So I must go on an internet crawl
If I find love will it be real?
Or will my love only steal
And leave me more of a beggar than now
With nothing but the sweat of my brow

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Idea for metal song (sludge metal)
"1,000,000 Doses"

@Sp Thanks, I hope you have a good sleepy when you go lay down :hug:

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Wait I got this guy mixed up with Hasan, sorry, stop being muslim

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@Remejy Yea it's good with cream and butter, it's herbal butter, I usually have it with hot chocolate actually

I love this, I hate Hussein, I hate his islam loving ass, I hate that he was cringe about sam hyde, so I love watching him be publicly humiliated by a non-retard
youtu.be/i0Lih590It0

youtu.be/xun_dmc6Vbc
Rapists aren't punished properly, every rapist should be forced to be my living toy, tied up and contorted, they would be housed off site and I would manage it remotely, I'd watch them get flayed alive and beg for reprieve, while I pet my cat in my lap as it purrs

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john really walked up a hill after dealing with a Pharisees bullshit. then for 3 days straight recived visions.

John what were you doing on the hill?"

{then John went} 🥺👉👈

and wrote a secret dairy about it.

@Remejy I put it in tea, if I had energy I'd make cookies with it

@Sp Hi! I just woke up and it's late here so everyone is going to be sleeping soon and then I'll be alone all night :NotLikeThis:

@Remejy I feel out of it so I'm gonna eat some good butter until I don't care that I feel out of it anymore

Don't you guys hate when you're dropping a deuce and it turns out to be a spicy deuce?

@Remejy Hi Remejy I just woke up even though it's night time for me @-@

@sandy I'm trying by making public posts and hoping a girl sees them and then reads more of my posts and giggles and then says "awww" and thinks to herself "I can fix him" and she sees I have classy taste in movies and stuff and it's not jusy all lolis and femboys and dog cocks (I'm a philosopher)

@sandy Idk I just felt like...instinct told me it might happen today

I thought if I identified as a lesbian I would get to have sex with wholesome girls (the kind who like forestry and shit, and stuff, they're all lesbians) but they're not falling for it :blobsadpats:

Man, I really thought today would be the day God gave me a gf, of a bf who takes the place of a gf (we will break Deuteronomical law, and I will lay with him as I would with a woman) :blobsadpats:

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