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Told you guys I chopped wood today :blobpleading: please love me...p-please *dies*

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@Kyou Idk but if she got near my dick she'd be bleached in no time

What are the rules for dating a black girl? Should I call her a black queen? Is that part of my duty as a boyfriend of a black girl?

@necrodogs@freak.university @cum NOOO OWWWE IT HURTED

You had an emotionally neglectful parent starter pack:

>I'm fine, I'm just tired
>Stares off into space while you're talking
>Interrupts to share their own, unrelated thoughts
>Retains nothing you say
>Supposed to arrive at 3:00pm, arrives at 3:40
>Share deep personal trauma with them, silence until you're the one to break it

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MEIN KRAFT is what notch really wanted to name it

@rher @matrix Time travel is the reason we got the black plague. Past people have no immunity to future bugs.

Ok maybe ladies aren't attracted to evil.....so what ARE they attracted to? They say it's humor but I don't think that's really it, because what women consider "funny" is usually the opposite of funny, it's usually something that would piss a normal person off. Like a guy acting obvious and performative or another girl talking about how annoying someone is.

@ryuuji @AstolfoCockVore Tbh I think even uncontacted tribes know about white people, the stories spread, even if no one in their village has never personally met or seen a white man, or infrastructure, I think they've heard stories from other tribes that are less isolated but who they do have contact with.

I hate the time travel shit in Enterprise. I don't mind the time travel in any of the other Treks because in those it didn't suck and wasn't stupid.

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