YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I'm both horny and wholesome. It alternates. Sometimes I go to a dark place in my head and my eyes roll back like a shark, that's when it's rape time (I don't actually rape anyone but the cold, reptilian urge is there). Other times horny rape thoughts repulse me and don't interest me at all. There's a reptilian demon inside me left over in my brain stem from when apes were evolving, it says "consume and exploit", I work hard to keep that guy in a cage in my mind palace. Don't need him running around.

"NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME" Scat Brawlsh cried, followed with "CONSERVATIVE VALUES", after hearing this the government had heard enough and was fed up so they immediately chopped off his penis.

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY PERSON'S LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY OCCURRENCE IS ALSO PURELY COINCIDENTAL

Scat Brawlsh had been spewing hate for too long, the government decided to finally do something about it. Scat was taken from his comfortable home before sunrise, the anal rape was the least of his worries. The government slapped him over 50 times with a large, heavy dildo, that broke bones. Scat tried to stay conscious but it was impossible. The government too his bearded face and began kicked it once he woke up, they kicked his jaw into his throat and he even died, but they revived him. Then thwy started punching him in the stomach until he shot bloody diarrhea all over himself.

This was the fate of Scat Brawlsh, for being a hateful, shitty, unfunny, ugly, not-genetically-superior, little retard man from the sped class and the short bus.

I could even be a girlfriend if I have to be

*Sigh*. Wish I could be someone's boyfriend, some smart qt who does math and science or something, and s/hes so busy with that stuff that s/he needs me to help by making meals, cleaning up, and giving massages. And then when work is over I want to help them unwind with my childlike charm

Goodmorning frens

Goodnight fedi

Proof of value

Told you guys I chopped wood today please love me...p-please *dies*

Why's your pussy so slimy yo

@Kyou Idk but if she got near my dick she'd be bleached in no time

What are the rules for dating a black girl? Should I call her a black queen? Is that part of my duty as a boyfriend of a black girl?

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS STOSSEL UNTIL NOW

https://youtu.be/GeJepvj5tn4
Chad move

@necrodogs@freak.university @cum NOOO OWWWE IT HURTED

@cum fank uwu

You had an emotionally neglectful parent starter pack:

>I'm fine, I'm just tired
>Stares off into space while you're talking
>Interrupts to share their own, unrelated thoughts
>Retains nothing you say
>Supposed to arrive at 3:00pm, arrives at 3:40
>Share deep personal trauma with them, silence until you're the one to break it

@cum I did some more....but I got a blister