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@Kyou I thought babies came from the butt, and all sex was buttsex, and cum was pee

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When I was little and had just learned about sex I thought that having sex ONCE was enough to guarantee kids for the rest of your life, I didn't know yet that people would have sex for fun and stuff

I wish I could wear a shirt that says "Mr. Baby Piss Pants" without facing harassment

What if I was tricked by a trans boy into thinking he was a real boy and then I went to fuck him and he has a pussy and is like "I thought you knew!" and I have a fucking panic attack and the room starts spinning and I bend over and kneel down and throw up

CHURCH OF THE TRENCH

Tonights meditation: Silence

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@AbNormal Careful I used to do that but I read it's bad for the battery, heat and cold shock and stuff

Ok I have a heavy cream BBC (15%), WHY AREN'T THE SISSIES CONTACTING ME YET?

I like the hentais where the son fucks the mom, but then a strange muscular man comes around he he fucks the mom in front of the son and then the son in the asshole :blobpleading:

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@8b928bf75edb4ddffe2800557ffe7e5e2b07c5d5102f97d1955f921585938201 I'm pretty sure any joke is ok as long as it's not intended to cause harm, but to enlighten or amuse, or to poke fun at people who are misbehaving

Rape isn't really funny I just pretend it is because it makes the pain go away

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Ok next time I have to remember to turn my computer off too all I dud was fap

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