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@Mr_NutterButter That's weird tbh, I eas attracted to lots of people in life, mostly people I met or knew, but sometimes people I'd see in pictures.

GOD I'M FEELIN GOOD THANK GOD FOR THAT I'M ACTUALLY SMILING I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHH :blobderpyhappy:

My no porn no fap is going rough, so horny I just edged to Ellen DeGeneres

@Slab0fMeat @_angel_@freak.university @prouddegenerate Also there's lots of fantastic dance comp numbers with some fantastic girls in fantastic costumes :blobdrool:

@menthol6 Nope, I don't like racism, I just like to say slurs, some of my besties are non white and they don't mind that I say the scawy wowds

Want to fap so bad but my body hurts too much, the doctor even said I was "tensing up too much" which sounds like a euphemism for "stop fapping or you will get carpal tunnel and you will also break your dick"

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Gn fedi frens I am fighting masturbation demons, are there any good trad girls who can help save me from masturbation via marriage and unprotected sex on demand as is a trad husbands right?

Oh my god.......I did the math and a conservative estimate is that over the last 5 years I have masturbated a total of 70 days, that is 1,680 hours. How do I stop?? How do I stop?? You're all wizards who never masturbate, (that's the vibe I get), how do you do it??

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@animeirl imagining shrimp music video where they dance and twirl

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Scully worries about Mulder's new burger habit. Doggett makes that one face, thinks wistfully of his dead kid.

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Skinner bears the weight of a bee secret. Scully.

I was a hardcore gamer from like 2006 to 2016, all I played on was the 360 because that's all I had. I played a lot of shooters like Titanfall. I would play too much. The longest I ever gamed for was probably like 30hrs no sleep. I did it more than once because I was very mentally sick and I knew at the time I was taking years off my life but would justify it. I can't game anymore because I have pain issues, can't play competitively if I can't see the screen because I'm wincing from holding my posture up to see the screen.

Saw little 10 year old white boys running around the grocery store and I overheard the one saying to the other "OHH OH, THAT ONE'S GAS, no WAIT, THIS one's gas!"

"Gas" has replaced "cool"

*Sings cowboy song playing guitar*

🎶Fedi frens, they break my heart when they don't follow back
Interacted with my posts, then said 'later, Jack'
I wonder if I messed up, and I want 'em back
Fedi frens oh fedi frens, where did we lose track

*guitar solo*

Fedi frens oh fedi frens, I still do love you
Now you know the way I go, my story is through 🎶

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