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@cum hmmmmmmmmm car stuf or dnd stuff but not sure which

There's so much gentleness to Jazzy, you just have to get past the hard ironic exterior, then you will get lots of hot chocolate and foot rubs.

@bitterblossom @Sp It definitely depends on the intention, but the intention here is to prevent dysphoria so I say it's ok. Others will jump to conclusions and still get mad though.

Me playing game and winning: BREAKING THEIR BUTTS, SMASHING THEIR BUTTS IN

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trans women banned from chess because FIDE says cis women are too stupid to compete

way to make literally everybody mad

@violet_rose I'm a friendly acquaintance, that's my label, hope I can upgrade to fren one day

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Raise age of consent to 1000 years old :kanna_pointing:

Me when I see cute friendly gay guy: HNNNNNNGGGGG HE'S SO CUTE

Me when I see an uncute unfriendly straight: UGH, DISGUSTING, I'M GOING TO BE SICK

Embrace your cringeworthiness? Technique for success?

@SoyMagnus @futurebird *jabba laugh* "Koona t'chuta Solo?" (Going somewhere Solo?)

True love is helping your partner wipe their ass in times of need

Can't we just make love? *Rubs up on you like a cat* Oh god, oh god it feels so good *shudders* OH GOD AUUUUUGGHHHH

Zoomers act so slutty with all the ahegao shit but studies say they're not having sex...are they just teasing or lying on the surveys?

I love when I make dirtbags with whale decks pissed off. Oh, so sorry, oops, I had 1 life and now your little token army is wiped and you have no way to maintain momentum? So sad.

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『くっ殺ヒロインズVol.30』に、巫女が鬼魔羅に魅了され
ちんしゃぶしまくった挙げ句スパイクつきの魔羅にハメられる
『鬼魔羅に果てる巫女』
が掲載されました。
興味があったらKTCのサイトで詳細を見てやってくださいね。

ktcom.jp/books/dl/dl1006

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