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@mario okay I guess I'll keep trying, I don't lie and I'm not mean but I'm not nice either I used to be nice but it didn't stop people from being mean to me anyway sometimes. I make bad jokes a lot and I get that can be annoying but I'm really not trying to be mean.

And by "pulling girls" I mean having consensual sex that they enjoy.

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Give me advice on getting girls, I'm giving you bros credit by assuming you're pussy punders. I figure my fedi bros must be pulling girls left and right.

Why don't fedigirls like me? Open question. Genuinely curious about what you think.

We could do fetish things you otherwise would never get to do, on account of your shrek ears, and squinty eyes, and gollum teeth, your bulbus nose, thin lips, limp hair, bushy eyebrows...etc. I will still lovingly gaze at you, genuinely thinking "My girl is beautiful", and I think anyone who disagrees is shallow.

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And that guy is me, I'm talking about me. Obviously. But just to be clear.

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I could date/love/marry a deformed girl, I've come to appreciate the hotness of plenty of deformed girls, so seriously, girls of fedi, it doesn't matter how deformed or fat you are, seriously, try me, unless you look as bad as the woman who had her face ripped off by a chimp you could finally find a guy who will think you're just as beautiful as "normal" women.

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@LukeAlmighty Beurocratic controllers with their empathy turned off should have their noses [redacted] their faces while their [redacted], but not extrajudicially, people need to vote en masse to make brutal, brutal, brutal pumoshments a factual reality for any of those in power (POWER BORROWED FROM THE MASSES) who abuse that power and act as if they don't care about other people. Nurses and doctors act the same way. The little punks think they can just treat people like they don't matter because their little bitch baby minds can't handle "empathizing with so many, day after day, it takes a toll", maybe little bitch cunts need a different fucking job if they're too retarded to act human while they fucking do it.

@r000t Remember when corona (beer) bitched and made all of media stop calling it corona with their billions and billions of dollars?

We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations

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I finished those Sprite Fright doodles I posted a while back. I wasn't super happy with how it turned out. There's more practice to be done.
I never posted it but it feels like kind of a waste not to.
Did a version with her chopped hair too.

Sorry I've been kind of dead for a while. Some stuff came up that needed attending to but I should be able to get back to it soon.
To those on the comm waitlist, I'll contact you shortly.

Ellie - Sprite Fright 🍄

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Scully worries about supersoldiers. Mulder tries to tie bad-man senators to invisibility.

Me when I laugh: HUWAH HUWAH HUWAH HUWAH, HAW HAW HAW, HEEH HEEH HEEH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

@Sudodeme I like it light and sweet too, but imma get the diabetus if I don't watch it

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