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I will legally become huge, and I will legally get power, and I will legally change the world, and I will legally enjoy the fruits of my labors, and there will legally be nothing anybody can legally do about it (manifesting)

If a fedi girl wanted to keep our relationship secret I would do that for her (I might be already and you wouldn't know)

If I got a tanning lamp and put it in a cone around my cock just my cock would tan and I'd get a bbc (not going to do this don't worry i learned from my penis pump accident)

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NOT A JOKE 100% SERIOUS I HAVE A FETISH FOR "UGLY" OR "IMPERFECT" FEATURES (I still like hot girls too though so ANY fedi girl could get it keep that in mind)

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I love girls with muscular bodies but who look retarded in the face (they have to smile and be happy though not grumpy)

@cum It's not fair. I would take good care of an addict gf I would never let her go through wd and I would make sure she never went to succ dicks to support herself.

If you want to know what my personality is really like I'm basically butters from south park.

@paula @renai The dough has moisture, it has water in it, or it would be a dust. The water is boiling, boiling water creates steam, steam is a gas, it brings the nocci up to temp and the liquid inside also is at boiling, it is also making a little steam, and so this is where gas would come from :blobgiggle:

I wish I could declare one of you my best friend but I like you pretty equally T-T

@paula @renai bubbles must be forming inside the nocci, steam maybe? little pockets of gas.

My attempt at a muscular female lady. I need to do something about my depression because I look at this and I see potential to make really great art but I can't if I spend my time just getting [drunk] and masturbating all day long and when I'm not masturbating I'm out of my fucking mind with worry or rage or some shit, or I'm just depressed, sad, hopeless, hard to draw then. No reference was used. Just random lines and my imagination.

When you and all the voices in your head decide to go out of your house for the day
youtu.be/TwbPsImJwIc?si=NitQDk

CAN ZOOMERS FUCKING NOT? NO I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR LITTLE SLAVE KITTEN SISSY I DO NOT KNOW YOU, YOU LITERALLY JUST STARTED TALKING TO ME, IS THIS WHAT YOU DO? INITIATE WITH STRANGERS? EITHER YOUR A CATFISH OR YOUR A DUMB BOI WHO WILL GET RAPED ONE DAY!! (INB4 EDGY ZOOMER BULLSHIT LIKE "GOOD I WANT TO BE RAPED AND KILLED I'M WORTH NOTHING")

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