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A teen died after eating a spicy chip and I'm predicting assholes with loud mouths will make it so we can't have spicy chips anymore.

@coolboymew They don't stay lit anymore (officially by design, to stop house fires) so if you're not puffing constantly it'll go out (no one trying to relax is puffing that much)

@LukeAlmighty I just checked and saw a "sting operation" by retarded innit govnuhs who were hassling a 22 year old for thinking he was meeting a friendly 14 yo. The absolutely disgusting fucks pretend like he's fucking babies, really just because he's brown and they're racists, and liars, because if a 14 year old came on to them one late night they'd relent and go with it. Musk is a shitty shitbag, who lets retards flourish, whether they're rapists or antis, both have no brains to even scoop out.

@LukeAlmighty Boomers gave us the police state because the cowards won't just fucking die, instead they'd rather live every day in fear begging spiritual abominations to protect them by raping innocent men women and children all day every day in dark stone rooms.

GETTING TRIGGERED BY BBCS AGAIN
"KEEP. THE BBCS. OUT. OF PORNO." :angry_pepe:

He was a weird but nice guy, really funny conversationalist

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A very close friend of mine who I lost contact with taught me this poem him and his dad used to sing.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gangbang an orangutang
Orgy at the zoo

Your blood is chemicals, your saliva and cum are chemicals, your buttcheeks are made of chemicals

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I hope people who use the term "chemicals" only for things that they don't like get a smack in the mouth, tired of molecule bigotry

What if someone is like the equivalent of General Zod, like what if Hitler came back, then would it be ok to dox them to stop them from destroying the world like it was the only way, then would doxing be ok?

Not a joke I think I hurt myself eating all that meat because Jordan Peterson told me to do it (not me personally but that was his messaging). My kidneys started to hurt and I haven't felt right since.

I wish I could speak to rude people the way they deserve to be spoken to on normie apps without ME being the one who gets banned

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Me: I love Scooby Doo porn
You: Same

not

Me: I love Scooby Doo porn
You: What?

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The worst response is "What?"
The best response is "Same"

"Same" gives me energy
"What?" causes me pain

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I WISH BITTERNESS DIDN'T DRIVE PEOPLE AWAY I HAVE TO BE NICE ALL THE TIME OR I CAN'T BE POPULAR :blobsad:

Omg I just realized autistic girls yell and are so loud randomly and spaz out I forgot, idk if I want a fedi gf now

Huh surprise surprise a LOT of nonfollowbackers are obsessed with drama, sad to see some old faces who mysteriously don't follow anymore and who I mysteriously don't follow anymore (softblock), more people to label as nonfollowbackers (judgy bitches)

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