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@matrix I hate fire alarms. Great idea, terrible in practice. This was a small grease fire, a non issue, the alarm caused her to go into complete panic mode.

I wish that there were naked drugged out twinks having bareback sex in the woods around where I'm at. (I would totally go).

Huh...went to baraag to find an artist I like and they're suspended, they don't seem problematic, may be political?

Jordan Peterson had sex with a woman and orgasmed inside of her. That's.... that's the dragon, that's chaos.

Grooming talk, I can't even see dog grooming anymore without busting out laughing, they're grooming the dogs lmao

If I can't cum in a muscle mommy I might as well kill myself. WHEN? WHEN WILL I GET MY CHANCE? THE WAITING IS KILLING ME! WHEN WILL THE UNIVERSE GIVE ME WHAT I WANT????

Guys how do you deal with the constant worry that your gf is going to get raped while jogging?

I want to get a dog but I want it to be a male dog and not neutered. Large breed. Not for sexual reasons.

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Scully autopsies cult mutants. Mulder confuses cloned flesh-eating insects for his sister.

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It's always funny to me when sjws get mad about people being shamed for being gay, and then celebrate when a righty is portrayed negatively as, or humiliated for being, gay.

@arisudotexe @AbNormal I was a minor and I think i successfully nutted, it was before the internet so I had to use my imagination

@arisudotexe I fapped once on a bus when I was a kid and no one saw or if they did they didn't say anything

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