YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

If I was a dad I could be one of those dads who is all paranoid that there's pedos lurking everywhere and I can spaz out and keyboard warrior about woodchippers and be filled with hate, or I can enjoy my life free of worry. Either way I'd love my kids.

@Biyo_aeshai@baraag.net great pair

@turntechGodhead@masturb.ating.press Massage makes a huge difference if you can find a legit place, don't trust chiropractors though it's not safe but they'll say it is.

Your grandkids: Grandpa, what was life like when you met grandma?
You: Well we had been living in a hole for 10 years because it wasn't safe for us, online anonymity was our only protection. She liked one of my posts with the handle "goonerbbygrl", and that's how we met.

Hey remember Frozen? No? Lol

How many people are going to go to McDonalds now seeking a dopamine hit because the mcdonalds mom gave them a fantasy?

@ellie *homostais

@ellie Start of a cold or other disruption of homeostasis

I'm going to find a fit sexy nerd girl many years my junior and she will like me and be loyal and we'll do big and little play and the haters will have to seethe and take the L

@ellie The reason I can't is because I'm waiting for something better to happen. This is why many suicidal people kill themselves after a great life event, they peak and see how happy they are at the top and then they realize it's all back downhill from there and they do it. I just want to have sex with a cool person I guess that's why I'm not dead yet.

I want to write political erotica

Fuck this gay future, I'm going back
https://youtu.be/ILtz5nX3_fc?si=RHB_G4HaR584gV6G